17 minutes ago, SinisterDeath said:

Uhuh sure.

Like you didn't go into Canada's Internet Main Frame and torch the place just so you could create a plausible alibi for coming to the party 16 hours late! Can you prove you weren't torching Canada's internet to the ground? 

The other possibility is that Zander has been replaced by an alien infiltrator when Canada got taken out over night by the Alien Invasion no one knows about. 

Those are clearly the only two possible things that happened! 

9 minutes ago, SinisterDeath said:

WAIT
What if Zander was always an Alien? 

I've been playing mafia for a decade - I'm 100% certain none of these will be the most implausible theories someone throws out this game.

9 minutes ago, Darthe said:

Hmm reconsidering here, have we discussed lunching dice before he gets back?  It’s never “bad” per se

Speaking only for myself, but I would never support lynching Dice while he is not currently in the thread.

11 minutes ago, Zander? said:

 

I'm town but that's a true story homie look up rogers outage in Canada tho obv it's 100% NAI....you know I'm not afraid to post and be in thread as a Minority Villa.

 

Also that's sounds hot...like literally lolololol

I wasn't talking about the power outage - I'm fully aware that an outage and divine intervention are the only two things that would keep you from posting in a mafia game lol

1 hour ago, Zander? said:

Stupid Internet/Phones were out for millions of us Canadians for like almost 24hours yesterday.....BUT DO NOT FEAR FOR I AM TOWN ABD I SM HERE!!!!!!!!!

If this were anyone else, I'd actually be leaning mafia, but I have as much interest in tone reading Zander's openings as I do waxing my entire body with Elmer's glue and gorilla tape.

#poststhatdontmatter

6 minutes ago, Hallia said:

I'll relish that I was actually first huhuhuhuhu 

Big talk for someone who didn't say first.

vote Hallia

My phone does not show a way to make that red.

Just now, Sooh said:

Listen, I firsted you all. 

I mean, yeah, sure, but I thought we agreed not to post about it on a public forum where both our spouses have accounts.

Just now, Sooh said:

NEW RULE: 

do not use the forum like- feature on any posts other than mod posts during this game. 
 

you may still “like” me. 

You spelled first wrong.

First.

21 minutes ago, Sooh said:

4 people have not checked in, so if anyone has an alternative way of contacting @TrippedOnReality @Verbal32 @Cory Caboose and @dicetosser1, feel free to nudge them.

Tripped said I'm fantastic.

EDIT: That might not help you.  She also said okay.

2 hours ago, whiskey delta said:

It’s a Sooh game so Hallia and me rolling wolf is pretty much guaranteed.

 

Spirited Away 2: DMafia Bugaloo 

I'm not available to play anymore.

14 hours ago, Zander? said:

Besides mislynching the doc is DM Mafia tradition lolololol

Dicelas slept.

i am here to play a game of mafia

Provided this stays 13 or smaller - two tickets, please.

Ig nore this.  I'm just doing a test.

I hope that's okay.

If nobody else wants to/is willing to, I'll completely mail it in and SUPER slank.  But it'll go awful.

I'm not Lissa.  I just do her job.

Hello friends and mafia friends.

INVITATION TO THE MAFIA CHAMPIONSHIP (SEASON 7)

Ahoy there! ?

I’m very excited to invite your community to participate in Season 7 of the Mafia Championship.

The Mafia Championship is an annual forum-based tournament series that pits representatives from various online Mafia (aka Werewolf) communities against one another as they compete to determine the Internet’s greatest forum Mafia player. Each participating community democratically elects one person to represent them and be their “Champion”.

The tournament first started back in 2013. Since then, 320+ different communities and 50+ different nationalities have been represented.

It’s a super fun event that has created many new friendships and close bonds between communities. I hope that you would be interested in taking part ?

1. DO YOU ACCEPT THE INVITATION?

If your community wishes to participate, please confirm your participation to Lissa as soon as you can to ensure yourselves a spot. Currently, the plan is to accommodate 150 communities this season. If there is further interest, additional communities may sign up as substitutes; generally there are some replacements needed both before and during games.

If your community agrees to participate, the deadline for selecting your representative is April 27, but the sooner the better.

The games will take place on Mafia Universe. If it’s okay, I can link directly to the general discussion thread regarding this topic on Mafia Universe.

Important notes

2. SEASON 7 FORMAT

The tournament structure

This year’s setup: JOAT^2

The setup is called JOAT^2 and features 15 players.

The setup consists of the following:

3x Mafia Goon

2x Town Jack Of All Trades (9x Doctor, 9x Motion Detector, 9x Tracker)

10x Vanilla Townie

Note that the Jacks Of All Trades must use all three actions before repeating an action, i.e. they are rotating. This does not mean they must use the actions in the same order every time.

Relevant mechanics info

- Day start.

- Majority lynch is enabled Day 2+, but majority is not required at any point in order to lynch.

- Tied votes will result in a player being lynched at random from among the tied players.

- No outside communication. I.e. you may not contact the other players outside of the thread (unless you are Mafia and wish to speak with your teammates).

- Phase Lengths and Deadlines will be up to the players themselves (I’ll organize your representative into a game with deadlines that suit their preferences).

- Thread is locked during Night Phases.

- Votes are automatically locked in at LYLO.

- Mafia factional kills are assigned. They can be tracked, watched, roleblocked, etc. (In this setup, that means they display as an action to the Tracker and the Motion Detector actions.)

- Mafia share a factional Night Kill, which is a single standard shot for their faction. The mafia faction kill is mandatory.

- Mafia may communicate at any time.

- Each individual player may make a maximum of 150 posts per day phase (this restriction is lifted 2 hours before day end).

- The game will have a host to oversee everything and make sure everyone’s following the code of conduct, but otherwise the game is completely automated (automatic votecounts, thread locks and reveals roles automatically, the bot receives and processes actions, etc.).

3. SEASON 7 TIMELINE

There will be 10 Qualifier Games, and your representative plays in just one of these. They will have start dates ranging from late April to mid-June. So in other words, as long as your representative can play sometime during that period, they should be good and I’ll make sure they get scheduled into a game that suits their schedule well. I.e. if your rep is busy until June, that isn’t a problem.

The Semifinal Games will be played in July, and the Finale Game sometime in August/September (whenever we can work out something that suits everyone).

If you want to get in contact with me ASAP, you can find me on Discord (Lissa#8083).

Kind regards,

Lissa

Which makes this the most successful sign-up in years.

5 minutes ago, Verbal32 said:

 

Then Cory and my wife can create a support group.

 

 

 

 

I'm pretty sure there's a dirty joke in there looking for a way out.

I'm pretty sure your wife is looking for a way out.

13 hours ago, amegakure said:

Regression only applies to players that have been in the league for awhile and then had an allstar year. Sounds like youre quoting espn. Automatically assuming that mahomes cant be better than he was last year is crazy. I think you'll regret that. Most players are shown to improve their second year. 

 

I dont need 55 TDs and 5000 yards. I just need clutch plays and the qb who comes back at halftime makes better calls and gets us the win or runs us down the field with a min on the clock. Efficiency and technical skills are going to improve this year, guaranteed.

 

  But hey thats all ill say on the matter. Everyone thought mahomes was a bad pick and hey we went to the afc championship game and dee ford lost us the game. 

 

 

I bet he doesn't hit 38 TDs or 4700 yards.  Which don't get me wrong - if you throw for 35 TDs and 4,500 yards, you had one hell of a year.  But if you lose 100 points scored over the course of a season, you're very easily looking at 3+ more losses.

I think it would be straight ignorant to think they finish .500 or below, but I think it's more likely they don't win the division than they repeat as the #1 seed.

On 6/26/2019 at 2:45 AM, Andrej said:

Pick Ems

 

AJ

Sinister

Krak

Crushdog

Z

Vambram

Amega

 

Looking good so far. We need to decide on a prize of some sort, more than bragging rights. Like winner gets to pick the avatar everyone else has to wear for a month or something.

In a word, yes.

On 6/21/2019 at 2:41 PM, Andrej said:

Ok so division winner predictions? I know it’s all speculation until the games are actually played, but we gotta talk about SOMETHING until then.

 

 

Which teams do you think are the most improved? (Not the Browns) Which teams took a step back?

AFC North: Steelers (no, it's nto the Browns, knock that crap off)

AFC East: Patriots

AFC West: Chargers (your defense sucks, and Mahomes can't save you, KC)

AFC South: Colts.  I guess.

NFC East: Cowboys

NFC South: Saints

NFC West: Someone, I'm sure.  

NFC North: Bears.

Denver most improved.  I dont' know on step back... Redskins?  

On 1/14/2019 at 1:10 PM, Clovdyx said:

Saints (not JUST being a homer), Pats (mostly being a homer).

As a reminder, if they throw the flag there - it was a blatant penalty - the Saints kill the clock and win it.

44 minutes ago, Andrej said:

 

Absolutey horrible.

Worst no call I've ever seen.

Saints (not JUST being a homer), Pats (mostly being a homer).