What Is The Worst Thing You Could Say On A First Date?

[Ryrin]

I'm married.

[Guest]

What's your name again?

 

i wouldn't care if someone forgot my name but other people seem to be annoyed and even angered when they tell you their name earlier or even just minutes ago and you already forget it.

[Ryrin]

That's a good one.  :)

[Millon]

You're paying, right?

[Ryrin]

:)

 

I live in my parent's basement.

[Millon]

Hey, before we leave, you mind blowing into this? It's no big deal. just a big understanding with the judge. Don't worry about it. 

[Guest]

You're sister is so pretty. Is she single?

[Ryrin]

Is that your mother?

[Millon]

Hey, we gotta stop and pick up my mom. She just LOVES first dates. 

[Elgee]

I love hunting.

[Ryrin]

I can't believe I got a real date.  When I get home mom is going to be so proud!

[Millon]

The medication is supposed to clear it up in a few days. Totally not contagious. 

[Ryrin]

rotfl

 

Can you wait just a second?  I have to check in with my parole officer.

[Shad_]

So, McDonalds or Wendy's?

[Talmanes]

I love you

[Ryrin]

I love you

 

 

rotfl

 

Stalker?

[Ryrin]

Got any Percocet?

[Elgee]

So, McDonalds or Wendy's?

 

My (American) boyfriend took me to a local Subway for our first date. Don't know about there, but here (South Africa) you don't get much lower or cheaper. It's disgusting. After about 30 minutes he asked me "Is that your 'I am not amused' face?" ...

[Talmanes]

Yeah that's a pretty cheap date. Gotta at least spring for Jimmy Johns lol

[Talmanes]

Oh and how about:

 

You smell different when you're awake...

[Ryrin]

You have a beautiful neck.

[Elgee]

Oh and how about:

 

You smell different when you're awake...

 

Ok that one just made me creep right out ... lol

[Elgee]

You have a beautiful neck.

 

Aah now see, my response to that would just be "bite me" :P

[Ryrin]

:)

 

I'd offer you a ride home but I got a DUI last month.

[Talmanes]

You've dined and dashed before right?