Through some sort of bizarre clerical error, it turns out I'm your Nae'blis this month

[hazelkrs1]

Fortunately for me, I checked and yes, yall still have to shower me with the praise that I rightfully deserve, and generally bow down to my every beck and whim. Yeah, I even have power to change commonly used phrases.

 

So from what I understand, the first order of business is to throw compliments my way till I have had my fill (which for those who know me, know that will be never). Second order of business is sorting amongst yourselves to see who may have a favor to request of me, and make sure you bring a tempting enough bribe in order to make sure you do not incur my wrath.

 

Last order of business, as from what I understand, is giving me your paypal account info, including passwords and all that jazz. Make sure to R&U this after pm'ing me the deets.

 

Let the bowing and scraping begin!

 

[Moon Sedai]

Okay: I have it on good authority that the following information is correct. 

Verbal's passcodes: 
Paypal email: angelinajolieishawt@pervy.com passcode: giggity

DM passcode: sexybritches

 

have a good time!

[hazelkrs1]

Note: If this thread is not spammed with supplication and filled with fawning as befitting of someone of my (temporary) stature and station, your Nae'blis WILL NOT BE PLEASED.

 

 

Should the Nae'blis become unpleased, he may start posting wot's where you least expect them, inserting smilies and emo in completely ill-fitting places, and maybe even start referring to himself in third person on a permanent basis. If you wish for these things to come to pass, by all means, neglect this thread.

 

[hazelkrs1]

Okay: I have it on good authority that the following information is correct. 

 

Verbal's passcodes: 

Paypal email: angelinajolieishawt@pervy.com passcode: giggity

DM passcode: sexybritches

 

have a good time!

 

Ah HA! My first visitor! And I see you brought someone else's acct info for me, how delectably evil of you Moon!

 

5 points to my first visitor! Even better that it should be the leader of my faction

 

[Moon Sedai]

After weeks of research and studying, I think I've found Barm's as well.

 

*whispers it all in Black Ajah Secret Language to keep it hidden from the lesser factions*

 

[hazelkrs1]

Very nice, very nice. Unfortunately I found out Verbal's PayPal account was cleared out long ago to buy some wares from a somewhat disreputable online retailer. So here's hoping Barm's makes up for that.

 

[hazelkrs1]

Anyways, your Nae'blis is going to bed. Hope to wake up to a good bit more supplication and devotion!

 

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

yay des!

 

best I can do :)

[Verbal32]

Very nice, very nice. Unfortunately I found out Verbal's PayPal account was cleared out long ago to buy some wares from a somewhat disreputable online retailer. So here's hoping Barm's makes up for that.

 

 

It won't - I actually used Barm's account for that.

[hazelkrs1]

yay des!

 

best I can do :)

Hehe awh really? Makes me a sad Nae'blis. I wish I was paying better attention for other Nae'blisses (or cat'blisses )

 

[hazelkrs1]

 

 

Very nice, very nice. Unfortunately I found out Verbal's PayPal account was cleared out long ago to buy some wares from a somewhat disreputable online retailer. So here's hoping Barm's makes up for that.

 

It won't - I actually used Barm's account for that.

Damn you Ewok!!!!!

 

Will your carnal appetite never end?!?!?!

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

yay des!

best I can do :)

Hehe awh really? Makes me a sad Nae'blis. I wish I was paying better attention for other Nae'blisses (or cat'blisses )

yeah there is that.

 

besides, I lost a bet to you already so I consider my respects paid

[hazelkrs1]

Oh hehe. That was a completely unfair bet tho hehe.

 

And its cool. You've been way cooler to me than most.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

aw, des, you a sweetie naeblis.

 

it was fair, I coulda done it with a good spam on.

 

ok here imma try harder.

 

go despo it's your birthday go despo it's...

 

yeah I'm really not good at this.

 

but eventually the spam will cop you another 50 :)

[hazelkrs1]

Hehe it don't all have to be about me. Thus Nae'blis is happy to share the spotlight

 

You excited about the holidays? You and Basel getting each other gifts?

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I am very excited about the holidays and we will be giving each other snuggles and stuffs that would make mistress moon run for the insulin so I'll just hush up there

 

and how will the naeblis be spending the light festivals this year?

[Reyoru]

Yo Nae'blis. Have some eggnogg bro. Get your festive Christmas cheer on:

 

[hazelkrs1]

I am very excited about the holidays and we will be giving each other snuggles and stuffs that would make mistress moon run for the insulin so I'll just hush up there

 

and how will the naeblis be spending the light festivals this year?

*snugglestabs Moon*

 

 

Well, I'm not doing the holiday thing with my mom's side of the family no more- I got tired of all the bickering and fighting all the time. So I'll spend it with Niki's family and a little thing with my mom and sister. Mostly looking forward to Christmas morning at our house- can't wait to see sleepy eyed Darla open her presents. The joy of being a parent hehe

 

Anddddd now that I have made Moon swoon with disgust, I think my jib is done lol.

 

Is Basel Jewish? Has he ever gotten 7 days of gifts before?

 

[Niniel]

I wrote you a poem. 

 

Yay for Des

Who is not a mess

He is really cool

And doesn´t drool

[hazelkrs1]

Yo Nae'blis. Have some eggnogg bro. Get your festive Christmas cheer on:

 

Ahh why thank you Rey.

 

*sips eggnog*

 

And I see you have laced it with... arsenic I believe? I greatly appreciate the intended compliment btw, that you view me as an adversary worthy of a clever assassination attempt like that. 3 points for the hidden message.

 

And 5 points to Cindy for her efforts to try and keep the Nae'blid entertained.

 

[hazelkrs1]

I wrote you a poem.

 

Yay for Des

Who is not a mess

He is really cool

And doesn´t drool

This pleases the Nae'blis greatly

 

4 points for Tina. Iambic pentameter would have earned you 5

 

[Reyoru]

And I see you have laced it with... arsenic I believe? I greatly appreciate the intended compliment btw, that you view me as an adversary worthy of a clever assassination attempt like that. 3 points for the hidden message.

 

Ah you got me! 

 

Good going old bean, good show   

[Niniel]

What about a haiku. (Still struggling with them.)

 

 

Des came from nowhere

His evilness improved

Now he is nae´bliss

[Reyoru]

Your second line is only 6 syllables long!

 

Try this:

 

Des came from nowhere

His evil had come along

Now he is nae´bliss

[hazelkrs1]

What about a haiku. (Still struggling with them.)

 

 

Des came from nowhere

His evilness improved

Now he is nae´bliss

That's friggin insane awesome. Can I give out more poiuynts to Tina?

 

@Rey: