Black Ajah December: Twisted Santa

[Elaevia]

Have you all been good this year?

 

I certainly hope not!

 

But even us poor souls in Shayol Ghul can send a letter to Santa and ask for a present. Just post what you would like here, and their may be a delivery for you.

 

But beware! Santa has sworn to the Great Lord so the present you receive may not be quite what you anticipated.......

 

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I want twenty years back

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

mmmm... twenty five. maybe thirty.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ok that was too complicated.

 

I want a pony.

[Elaevia]

Cindy wanted 30 years back, so that's what Santa gave her..................... he gave her back the computer of 1983

 

 

DM might not look the same on that!

[Elaevia]

and a pony! Santa obliges......

 

 

hang on, I think this is a little small for a pony.....

 

 

 

ah dang! looks like Santa got a bit confused and gave her a crochet hook made by some company called pony - silly Twisted Santa!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Cindy wanted 30 years back, so that's what Santa gave her..................... he gave her back the computer of 1983

 

 

 

 

DM might not look the same on that!

 

.... that's the last computer I could program.

 

*cries*

 

  

and a pony! Santa obliges......

 

 

hang on, I think this is a little small for a pony.....

 

 

 

ah dang! looks like Santa got a bit confused and gave her a crochet hook made by some company called pony - silly Twisted Santa!

 

oooh! nice I have much more use for that than a pony.

 

thanks Santa!

 

the Hebrew hammer said you was a righteous dude and all.

 

sorry, I slipped back past 1983 there.

[Elaevia]

*tethers Cindy to the present so she doesn't get lost in the past*

[Niniel]

Dear Santa, I really want a good laptop. 

[Elaevia]

And Santa gives Tina a laptop

 

 

that is good for a paperweight, or to confuse spiders, but not much else

[Niniel]

Well, at least it´s black... 

 

I know where you live! 

[Elaevia]

Is Santa looking worried? Maybe a bit!

[Moon Sedai]

I want money! A lot of money!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I want a 3 bed 2 bath ranch in north tonawanda please

[tonnalea]

I want a diamond. 

[Davrick]

I want a new car I can drive around.

[Niniel]

Dear Santa, I´ll give you a new chance. Can I please get a hot tub and a library? 

[Elaevia]

I want money! A lot of money!

 

 

Of course!

 

[Elaevia]

I want a 3 bed 2 bath ranch in north tonawanda please

A ranch!

 

 

Oh wait, actually he got you some ranch dressing

 

[Elaevia]

I want a diamond. 

 

oooohhhh sparklies! good choice!

 

 

 

 

ah. I suppose there are diamonds on this industrial drill bit, but nothing you could wear

[Elaevia]

I want a new car I can drive around.

 

 

hmmm, looks like Santa has given you one you can drive, but can not get in to

[Elaevia]

Dear Santa, I´ll give you a new chance. Can I please get a hot tub and a library? 

Santa obliges...

 

 

but seems to have also shrunk the hot tub!

 

 

and I have a feeling that something is missing from your new library......

[Niniel]

Grrr.... You´re in troubble, Santa!

[Theodora]

May I join in, even if I am not part of the SC? It sounds fun and I always believed in Santa Claws

[Moon Sedai]

Yes, Theodora, you can join in any of these events.