Warder Gameshow Week - Welcome to The Black Magic Stories!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is the man then safe at home?

 

rte? what ya think?

[Kwom Masbag]

Burn me! I saw it just before you posted the hint. May I?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

not American... dang....

 

ok...

 

is there a game being played?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Burn me! I saw it just before you posted the hint. May I?

please :)

[Kwom Masbag]

It's baseball, the man bloody rounded the bases.

 

Good looking out, cindy. :)

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Few ideas:

 

-Medieval/Classical army captain returning to a city after a brief war or battle greeted by two soldiers.

 

-Man returning to the place he calls home after some sort of disaster. Think Chernobyl and those are biohazard men

 

-Man returns to his former home that is now burned down greeted by firemen in full uniform

 

Those are some of my basic premise ideas

[Theodora]

and Kwom strikes

 

1 point!

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Dearest Theodora, how important is the amount of time he has gone away?

 

Did he go very far?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

[ReleaseTheEvil]

Ahhhh damn. Very very good job. That was a very good one. Ha ha

[Theodora]

RTE, you receive the award for a very, very twisted imagination

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Dearest Theodora, how important is the amount of time he has gone away?

Did he go very far?

it was the catcher and the umpire, hon.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

RTE, you receive the award for a very, very twisted imagination

srsly, can I transfer one of my points to him cause he sweated that and I'm not sure he had the cultural background for it and stuff.

[Theodora]

At least I did not kill anyone this time!After the match people went home, adopted a few bunnies, puppies and kittens and they all played along...

 

I am a Bulgarian, so even further than the UK and besides, there will be plenty of stories he could win. It is still Tuesday

[Aidanna]

Seriously that was a good one - I am American, and I was so not getting it. Great Job!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it was really good and I like the part where no one died.

 

and the bunnies and doggies and kitties might work it out too :)

[Theodora]

Thanks, so I will keep the non-killing for a while.

 

So, imagine: You are trapped in a metal room, very solid, without any doors or even openings where the sun might get through. The only thing in the room is a wooden table and a chainsaw. The chainsaw has fuel to cut but can't cut the metal. How do you get out?

 

Hint: think abstractly this time and please don't cut your legs and arms.

[Aidanna]

can he cut a key to get out of the door with the wood from the table?

[Theodora]

A nice one, Aida but there is no lock, nothing but plain similar grey solid metal walls.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

how do you get out of the room?

 

 

or how do you get "out"?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I don't think you can get out of the room and you want abstract and perhaps this is more concrete but you can use the saw to cut the letters O U T from the table.

[Theodora]

OMLight that is very cool, Cindy. It is not the answer - but you have earned the trophy Most Creative Abstract Mind

 

But think in that sense, you are doing fine...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

... if the table is big enough you can cut a door in it and get out through the door?

[Kaylee]

Use the chainsaw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole (whole). You crawl out the hole to safety!

[Theodora]

And here comes the bride, all dressed in genius...

 

That is the solution Kaylee!

 

Soon, you will have the next black story... We have to kill someone, after all, these are black stories!

 

A woman gives an expensive perfume to her husband for his 60s Birthday. He has never worn a perfume and is thrilled by the luxurious present. He puts some and goes to work, where he is killed. How? Why?