[OP Tournament]: Turin vs. Ithi

[Niniel]

Staff/Attack Leaders: Turin vs. Ithi

 

Stats:

 

Turin (F 27/64, E 24/58, A 20/50, W 20/50, S 20/50)   TP 20

Ithi (F 26/72, E 26/62, A 29/68, W 29/68, S 27/64)  TP 26

 

Links: 

 

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Deadline: 

 

Saturday June 22, 6.30 PM, CET

 

May the Taint be with you!

[Ithillian Turambar]

*takes a deep breath*

[Ithillian Turambar]

So erm ... this is a little awkward, especially after last time we promised that we would never do it again. However, I have devised a cunning plan that means we will be able to fulfill our responsibilities - without breaking our promise. I found this dummy knocking about the True Power Practise Yard.

 

 

And have created a Shield around it that exactly replicates my strength in the One Power. If you are in agreement, I believe this will be suitable for you to blow up, destroy and shred into pieces. My only regret is that it is not the real Ja Ja Binks and that Balefire is not allowed.

 

What do you think?

[Turin Turambar]

A Capital Idea Ithi

 

I have someone that I think you would much rather destroy in my stead. Everyone's favourite slappee, Joffrey

 

 

*shield created to allow the obliteration of the little git*

 

You may proceed Ithi

[Ithillian Turambar]

Arrogant little [PG13 ... bleep ... PG13]

 

Let's rid the world of these offences.

 

*Weaves together Air, Water and Spirit and creats a massive storm of wind, rain and energy that slaps Joffrey over and over and over again*

 

Attack: Cloud Dancing

Damage: 24

 

Ja Ja Binks the Abomination: 100

Joffrey the Git: 76

 

 

Oh. That felt good :)

[Turin Turambar]

Joffrey is buffeted by the high winds, the driving rains and finally by a huge Lightning bolt. He ends up flat on his back.

 

Turin sees the dummy on its back and starts to laugh uncontrollably causing his attack to fail miserably.

 

 

Attacker: Turin Rank: M'hael/Logain Opponent: JarJar Binks Rank: Storm Leader     Fire roll: 63 / 64 Opponents: 54 / 72 Earth roll: 50 / 58 Opponents: 52 / 62 Air roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Water roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Spirit roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 True Power roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0     Weave name: EarthFire (E2,F2) Damage: -4

 

Joffrey the one with the straightup family tree 76

JarJar the fool that allows the Empire to come about 100 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hey now ... concentrate. If that dummy is left in one piece by the end of this, me and you will be having words

 

*Creates the Illusion of Joffrey being a decent human being and presents the dummy with it, causing it to recoil in shock and horror*

 

These dummies are VERY lifelike lol

 

Attack: Illusion

Damage: 8

 

Jar Jar Blinks (and gets deaded by the Weeping Angels - if only): 100 (still ... )

Joffrey gets sent to bed again after having a stroppy tantrum: 68

[Turin Turambar]

Okay, Game face on. JarJar must go down.

 

Turin pulls on all the Saidin he can muster and weaves rocks at the poorly written comic relief. They pelt JarJar mercilessly for several moments knocking an ample amount of stuffing out of him...

 

 

Attacker: turin Rank: M'hael/Logain Opponent: JarJar Rank: Storm Leader     Fire roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Earth roll: 51 / 58 Opponents: 19 / 62 Air roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Water roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Spirit roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 True Power roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0     Weave name: Earth (E1) Damage:

32

 

 

Joffrey the slapped 68

JarJar the pelted 68

[Ithillian Turambar]

woo hoo!

 

Yay!

 

Crush the annoying CGI Spawn of Lucas!

 

ahem.

 

My turn.

 

*wonders if the Joffrey Dummy has a Soul - and proceeds to locate it and then CUT IT OUT*

 

Ugh ... it's all smelly.

 

 

Attack: Soul Slayer

Damage: 27

 

Jar Jar squished but still existing: 68

Joffrey the Truly Soul-less now: 41

[Turin Turambar]

Turin watched as the little kingling has his stuffing removed. Vowing to make that CGI fop pay Turin draws on Earth and Spirit. sending them both toward JarJAr. but the creature had too much vileness surrounding it and the weave failed to do any damage...

 

 

Attacker: Turin Rank: M'hael/Logain Opponent: JarJar Rank: Storm Leader     Fire roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Earth roll: 47 / 58 Opponents: 56 / 62 Air roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Water roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Spirit roll: 43 / 50 Opponents: 63 / 64 True Power roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0     Weave name: Riven Earth (E10,S10) Damage: -40

 

Joffrey slapped soulless 41

JarJar protected by abject stinkiness 68

[Ithillian Turambar]

I did really wanted him destroyed.

 

:sulks:

 

Oh well, I shall use the ULTIMATE WEAVE. Mistakenly called Absorb Heat in the Roller list, but actually it is the Frozen in Carbonite Weave!!!

 

*Pushes the Joffrey Dummy into the Pit and pulls the Lever*

 

All too easy.

 

Attack: Frozen in Carbonite (AKA Absorb Heat)

Damage: 48

 

 

Jar Jar still warm and breathing : 68

Joffrey won't have anyone queueing up to free him from being someone's favourite decoration: -7

 

 

 

Joffrey is DEAD You have one try left, so that the number of Rounds is equal.

[Turin Turambar]

Joffrey frozen in Carbonite... EPIC. Will even Cersei try to save him? Doubtful.

 

Last chance... Only thing that worked was Earth so. here goes nothing. More rocks fly toward the former senator from Naboo. satisfyingly ripping him to more and more shreds. Unfortunately it was still not enough.

 

 

Attacker: Turin Rank: M'hael/Logain Opponent: JarJar Rank: Storm Leader     Fire roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Earth roll: 54 / 58 Opponents: 29 / 62 Air roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Water roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 Spirit roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0 True Power roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0     Weave name: Earth (E1) Damage: 25

 

DEADJoffrey -7

Alive JarJar  43

[Turin Turambar]

Congrats Ithi. Great match

 

Now I can cheer for you the rest of the way.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Thank you lovely

 

Best hide these dummys now and pretend that we had a proper match lol.

 

I'll go report the result :)

[Turin Turambar]

*opens gateway and removes evidence of battle. Then uses soot and makeup to make it look like both of us were in battle*

 

Mission accomplished

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

*fakes a limp on the way there*

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Niniel]

We have two leaders of the Shadow that doesn´t want to stab each other in the back?! I think I need to revitalise the Shadow or send one of you away. Which one... Hm...

 

Congratulations!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Thank you ... I think

 

The Shadow is stronger together. Besides - he's the Boss lol.

[Niniel]

Oh, is he? Hm...

[Ithillian Turambar]

lol

[ineedfourberfs]

I was so torn this entire match.

 

I think it's the most Shadow thing ever. You knew, the entire time, that either bloody Jar Jar, or bloody Joffrey, were going to win. That's traumatic.

[Ithillian Turambar]

It's all about the anguish and pain

[Ithillian Turambar]

Oh, and the lack of hope.

[ineedfourberfs]

The Bleak.

[suchmadness]

That was a really good battle.

 

For some reason I didn't want both of you to destroy each other. Using two of the most despicable characters was just....creative.

 

Really enjoy watching from the sideline.