Failing at evil. Bad guys who are bad at it.

[LilyElizabeth]

Have you heard any stories of bad guys who just fail at being bad? Crimes gone horribly wrong? Share those stories here and you'll get points. Link to the news story, even better. 

[Maurelle]

Believe it or not-this actually happened in the town I grew up in. Yeah....

 

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[Asha'Man Lexondur]

I remember there being a show called "League of Super Evil". Two of those villians sucked at being bad :P.

[WWWwombat]

I had a book a while back called "America's Dumbest Criminals." There were some real gems in there.

[lolguy26]

 

 

sometimes being a bad guy is hard 

[WWWwombat]

Also TruTV apparently has a show on dumb lawbreakers.

[Maurelle]

You're not supposed to tell people...

 

[LilyElizabeth]

Believe it or not-this actually happened in the town I grew up in. Yeah....

 

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15 points for this one. What a weirdo!

[LilyElizabeth]

 

 

sometimes being a bad guy is hard 

 

15 points 

[LilyElizabeth]

You're not supposed to tell people...

 

 

That ought to work! 15 points. 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

... my great grandfather got run out of the old country for getting a girl pregnant, escaped Scott free, and immediately got married and had twelve kids during the depression.

 

does that count?

 

he was evil... he was just very poor at turning a profit from it.

[Maurelle]

Those lethal burritos....

 

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/02/florida_man_arrested_for_assau.php

[Maurelle]

... my great grandfather got run out of the old country for getting a girl pregnant, escaped Scott free, and immediately got married and had twelve kids during the depression.

 

does that count?

 

he was evil... he was just very poor at turning a profit from it.

o.0

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

... my great grandfather got run out of the old country for getting a girl pregnant, escaped Scott free, and immediately got married and had twelve kids during the depression.

 

does that count?

 

he was evil... he was just very poor at turning a profit from it.

o.0

 

 

 

i'd recount the actual evil but it's not PG13.

[LilyElizabeth]

Cindy 15 points

Maurelle 15 points

 

I wish I could hear the details, Cindy. But we'll have to take your word for it. 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the details are unpleasant and truly evil and not ebil.

 

I don't come by this level of derangement by accident

 

thank you very sincerely for the points for which I have found a new appetite.

 

which reminds me... I better get some cooking done so I have time to enjoy personal depravity later

 

..... evil recipes thread... hmmmm...

[michellem]

 

Lol!

 

 

Also this guy, who may or may not have done anything criminal. But anyhow, when you have a container stored full of bodyparts... You pay the rent, or at least make sure to empty it before it goes on auction!

 

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/29/us/florida-storage-body-parts/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

[Maurelle]

That's awesome!

[Maurelle]

[LilyElizabeth]

30 points to Mish

 

Maurelle, I can't read that one. 

 

I actually witnessed a hit and run crash where the bumper with plates was left behind. *shakes head*

[Maurelle]

I noticed. I don't know how to make it bigger...

[Moon Sedai]

when I lived in Germany there were some American soldiers you decided to rob a McDonalds .

Xavier DUP in there military uniforms , their field equipment and wore gas mass with dark lenses .

identity they remove the name off their uniforms however they left their rank and unit badges on the uniform .

they also used rifles they checked out of the arms room

[LilyElizabeth]

That's a great way to encourage relations between the two countries! 15 points

[Darthe]

Despicable me.

 

Igor.

 

Superman (clearly evil, are you kidding me?)

 

All of the Forsaken save Demandred and Rahvin.

 

Padan Fain ).) 

 

Darthe Vader.

[Darthe]

btw where is Jack_D at?