Who really likes spam? I mean, canned meat? srsly?

[Millon]

shrimp and potatoes

 

 

[Millon]

shrimp burger

 

 

[Millon]

shrimp sandwich

 

 

[Millon]

that.............that's about it......

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ok, someone better feed me some shrimp rt...h... now

[Millon]

I know right?! Why did i do this to us?! I want fooooooooood!

[lolguy26]

i mean shrimp dude...

 

(not a fan)

[Millon]

idon'tevenknowyou..........

[lolguy26]

awwww :(

 

how could you mills....

[Millon]

did you miss the post that clearly states that shrimp is the fruit of the sea???

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and lobsters are really giant roaches but you can't deny their succulence.

[Millon]

Now see, I am not a fan of lobster........no, seriously. i am not a fan. I like the claw meat but the tail is just .........meh

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I like every last bit.... especially the liver.

[Millon]

they have livers????

[lolguy26]

everything has livers mills

[Millon]

worms don't have livers......

[Tigraine]

I think it's awful the way they cook lobsters :(

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

why?

[Tigraine]

They drop them into boiling water while they are still alive

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

well... sure i do... but mostly nowadays i have the guy at the fish counter steam them for me cause it's a pain in the butt

 

you can kill them first but... it's no kinder and... i won;t even describe it to you.  let's just say you need a good sharp knife.

 

these creatures are very primitive, they're dead the second the heat hits them and... if you've ever eaten one you'll note a serious lack of brain... they are quite literally large insects.  and not bright ones.

 

they have to be cooked live or just barely dead because they decay so rapidly.

 

i wouldn't touch one i didn't see fighting before it fed me.  

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

... um... not that there's anything wrong with not killing...

[Tigraine]

If they are dead as soon as they hit the heat then why do they scream?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they don't.

 

they don't have the vocal chords or the oral mechanism to scream.

 

the sound you sometimes hear is the air under the exoskeletons expanding in the sudden heat and being rapidly expelled from small gaps in the armor.

 

if you do like to eat them and can't deal with the deadiing you can have the seafood ppl at any grocer or monger steam them for you, save you the mess too.

 

they stay hot all the way home, and they go real well with fries you pick up on the way.

 

i like mine with guacamole sometimes. 

 

or... you can just eat other stuff.  

 

they've always been one of my favorite noms.  they were an unobtainable and somewhat forbidden luxury so...

[Tigraine]

Hmm... Interesting. Shows how much I know about it huh? Lol

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

things we eat.. things we kill ... have a strong visceral, no pun intended, impact on us.

 

noone should tell you what to nom... your body and soul would rebel.

 

i think i could go altered states in the right circumstances but... most humans are past the canines piercing flesh and the sweet life force flowing and....

 

um...

 

spam, yes.

 

spam is good.