A Battle of Wits

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

like I'd miss an orgy

 

we doing brave new world next?

[WWWwombat]

Not sure. I just go with the flow.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

riverworld?

[WWWwombat]

Haven't read it.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

no orgies ... don't bother

[Locke]

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

[Ithillian Turambar]

Wombat prefers Riverdance. He's all about the high kicking and fancy shirts.

 

also

 

*reads out pre-printed card*

 

Wombat is the wittiest person here.

[suchmadness]

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

[WWWwombat]

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

I ask only for a counterexample.

 

 

Wombat prefers Riverdance. He's all about the high kicking and fancy shirts.

 

also

 

*reads out pre-printed card*

 

Wombat is the wittiest person here.

 

I like kicking.  Fancy shirts are ok I guess.

[Netbattler11]

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

[Turin Turambar]

 

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

I ask only for a counterexample.

 

 

Wombat prefers Riverdance. He's all about the high kicking and fancy shirts.

 

also

 

*reads out pre-printed card*

 

Wombat is the wittiest person here.

 

I like kicking.  Fancy shirts are ok I guess.

 

*Kicks Wombat*

 

Just trying to help.

[WWWwombat]

I'm actually kind of pale. Good thing Asha'man wear black.

 

*absentmindedly spins a complicated web of Air, Spirit and Fire about himself, inverts and knots it*

 

My humor is rather dark though.

 

The inverted web has been quietly dormant.  As Turin's foot crosses the invisible barrier, the web springs into action with a sharp bzzzzt, shocking Turin with an intense flash of energy and driving him backward 5 meters and onto his back, his boot smoking.  The web quietly resets itself.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Oh no no no.

 

Big mistake.

 

Huge.

 

Attacker: Ithi Rank: Attack Leader

Opponent: wombat Rank: Asha'man

 

Fire roll: 72 / 72 Opponents: 33 / 46

Earth roll: 55 / 62 Opponents: 31 / 34

Air roll: 61 / 68 Opponents: 24 / 30

Water roll: 37 / 68 Opponents: 21 / 30

Spirit roll: 48 / 64 Opponents: 22 / 30

True Power roll: 0 / 0 Opponents: 0 / 0

 

Weave name: Balefire (F40,E40,A40,W40,S40)

Damage: 80

 

 

*removes the Wombat from all existence*

 

[Ithillian Turambar]

And it is the most effective way to fix a smoking boot too.

 

See ... no smoke now. In fact there has never been any smoke.

[Turin Turambar]

[WWWwombat]

*sigh*

 

*drops his Mask of Mirrors and rises from the ground, extinguishing his boot*

 

*blinks eyes a couple times to clear the purplish bar from his vision*

 

*shoves Spirit between the slackjawed Ithi and the Source and binds her with Air*

 

*Plugs his ears with Air and drags Ithi off to deposit her at what was the M'Hael's Tower*

 

Shame it had to end that way.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

I DON'T KNOW YOU

[Turin Turambar]

Never would happen like that womby...

 

Ithi knows precisely where I am at all times. And once the balefire fell the boot would have stopped smoking.

 

 

But is all fun and games

[WWWwombat]

Rage blinded her. And balefire stops direct causations, not indirect ones.

 

But we can call a truce if you want. You guys don't try to balefire me unprovoked and I won't godmode you into a cloud of dust motes and a blubbering mess respectively.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Besides ... There's always the Mask of Mirrors, right?

 

:notthatoldchestnutagain:

 

 

One day ... Balfire will be Balefired and Originality will abound.

 

And then it will be a brave new world indeed.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Rage blinded her. And balefire stops direct causations, not indirect ones.

 

But we can call a truce if you want. You guys don't try to balefire me unprovoked and I won't godmode you into a cloud of dust motes and a blubbering mess respectively.

 

Was totally provoked. Oh yeah ... You know it.

 

You hurt his BOOT!

 

Bahahahahaha

 

I've never actually had the chance to Balefire someone before. I was a little in shock when the Roller actually said it had worked.

[suchmadness]

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

 

I beg to differ.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

Brave new world was not a fun read. Kinda boring really. And no one liked the characters.

 

 

I beg to differ.

*snuggles!*

[suchmadness]

 

I submit that I am the wittiest person here.  Prove me wrong.

Vague premise, subjective material. Unable to prove.  Giving up....zzzzz

 

 

I concede that you have been amusing me. Usually at your expense but let's not quibble the point.

 

A laugh is a laugh....is a laugh ahem.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

this thread makes me think of john Witt....

 

sigh.