Chapter Titles (Chapter Titles Are the Only Spoilers Allowed)

[Luckers]

For speculation on the Chapter Titles, given they're always leaked early. But they are the ONLY SPOILERS ALLOWED.

[Shannon Petty]

 

I thought the longest chapter would be titled Tarmon Gai'don, rather than The Last Battle. Anyway, it was my favorite chapter from any of the books

 

 

I also found that if you were simply to look at the chapter titles by themselves, you could easily go far afield trying to infer what actually happens in the chapter. I found this to be true much more in this book than in previous ones, though I know there are instances where chapter titles in past books have been very obscure.

 

I don't know... it seems to me, if you have a chapter about the wonders of ketchup, for instance, you might call it something like "A Tasty Condiment" or "Sugared Tomato Puree." The AMoL equivalent title for a chapter on ketchup would be "Red Glucose" or "A Burger's Blood," which seem to me to be particularly vague. Oh well, just an observation. :D

[Terez]

 

I thought the longest chapter would be titled Tarmon Gai'don, rather than The Last Battle. Anyway, it was my favorite chapter from any of the books

 

 

Luckers and I both had the same thought. I'm not sure why they went for the plainer option. Less epic.

 

Also, this topic is an Easter egg, for resourceful fans.

[Peter Ahlstrom]

A piece of trivia I like is that the final Narnia book is named The Last Battle, and that whole book is short than chapter 37.

[spytfyre the dragon]

can someone please post a list of the chapter titles?

[Terez]

Like I said, it's an Easter egg for resourceful fans.

[spytfyre the dragon]

it's torture being just days away, i want it now damn it.

[Terez]

Find it then.

[shandrick]

I think Terez is trying to hint that, somehow, the titles of the chapters have already been posted in this topic but are hidden from normal view, and we have to do something special to reveal them. I've tried to find them using my rudimentary Easter Egg-finding skills, but have come up short so far.

 

Or maybe I am completely wrong. Am I on the right track here, Terez?

[Terez]

On as somewhat parallel track...

[Ithaca]

The obvious conclusion is that there is actually a chapter titled 'The Burger's Blood.'

[shandrick]

Well, I'm stumped for the time being. If someone figures out the Easter Egg, please post something like "I found it!" just so that we know it's possible, but don't post HOW you did it, because that would ruin the surprise.

[Guest Bao the Wyld]

So I take it we can post a list of chapter titles here?

[Sunrise Lord]

I would think bishounen's post in the spoiler tag would be the Egg.  Could be wrong though.

[shandrick]

Perhaps you're right. Maybe the Easter Egg doesn't lead to all of the chapter titles, just one. On the other hand, maybe Terez's "parallel" reference means that the chapter titles aren't explicitly posted in this topic, but that somehow there is some kind of way to figure out all the titles from the information in this forum, or is there some kind of link to the chapters somehow. What a fun mystery!

[Terez]

So I take it we can post a list of chapter titles here?

 

You could, but that would spoil the fun.

[spytfyre the dragon]

please feel inclined to do that as i am not very computer savvy. i have no idea how to unlock Easter eggs.

[Terez]

You don't have to be computer-savvy, really. And if you're patient, I'm sure one of the resourceful fans will figure it out.

[shandrick]

I think I figured it out:

 

Step 1. Wait until January 8

Step 2. Buy the book

Step 3. Look at the Table of Contents!

Brilliant!

[Terez]

Nope. You can actually find the chapter titles if you know what to look for.

[garryturk]

It is indeed all about being resourceful.  Though be warned; more than titles await.

[Terez]

It is indeed all about being resourceful.  Though be warned; more than titles await.

 

I tried to be cautious on that front, though. Also, I have to wonder if you're an alt-account; it's not something I expected a 2-poster to find...

[spytfyre the dragon]

I've been reading the series for seven years, any spoilers are well earned. nothing will ruin this book for me, i just love a good tease. 

[garryturk]

I'll also say I was doing really well at not hating those of you who had gotten the book early until seeing the chapter list.  Some are pretty vague (though unfortunately Team Jordan missed a trick with none relating to burgers) then there's ones like chapter 20 that really bring the whole "holy crap it's really happening" home.  So I hate you now, sorry.

[garryturk]

I'll also say I was doing really well at not hating those of you who had gotten the book early until seeing the chapter list.  Some are pretty vague (though unfortunately Team Jordan missed a trick with none relating to burgers) then there's ones like chapter 20 that really bring the whole "holy crap it's really happening" home.  So I hate you now, sorry.