Insult crafting

[cosmicpanda]

Of course you may call me panda mum, lass. 

[dapianoplay3r]

Your mum is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company

[Arez Al'Loke]

There are ten billionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillionbillion particles in the universe, you're momma took the ugly ones and put them into one kid.

[Kivam]

You are one dumb rooster lollipop

[dapianoplay3r]

You fell out the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down

[WWWwombat]

You are one dumb rooster lollipop

 

Oh yeah well you're a chanticleer gobbler.

[dapianoplay3r]

Foul festering grubby minded little trollop

[dapianoplay3r]

When you get naked your shadow tries to run

[Moon Sedai]

If you were the fastest swimmer, how bad were the other ones? 

[Moon Sedai]

okay that was bad. 

 

Mr Moon and I like to compare people with the type of animal that we think their a** hat would be made of. 

 

Every so often we look at each other and say "Baboon" or "Rhino" or "Gorilla."

We know what it means. 

[dapianoplay3r]

You and mr moon are odd

 

one for the BA

 

flashing cleavage cant repair your face nor personality

[dapianoplay3r]

For the SS

you are as useful as anne franks drum kit

[Moon Sedai]

You and mr moon are odd

 

Nicest thing you've ever said to me. 

*stabs*

[dapianoplay3r]

I have to be nice sometimes

if im always mean to the stupid people they might leave. Then who would i laught at

 

*stabs*

[dapianoplay3r]

In a 2cent store you are still the cheapest thing

[Andrej]

You look like you were beaten with a bag of hot nickels

[dapianoplay3r]

You are as wanted as herpes

[Moon Sedai]

No, in a 2c store, they have you on Clearance! 

[dapianoplay3r]

Atleast i sell. Even the dump wont accept you

[Andrej]

I take dumps that look better than you.

[Moon Sedai]

At least my family photo wasn't posted on People of Walmart.

[Andrej]

Only because the website declined to post them.

 

Even THEY were too appalled.

[dapianoplay3r]

You are more desparate than a meth head without a fix

[Moon Sedai]

That's okay, Andrej. At least you got to be in the family photo. Dap's family won't acknowledge him. 

They won't even let him be the black sheep. 

[dapianoplay3r]

Who takes a family photo at walmart??