Insult crafting

[Arez Al'Loke]

Okey. I'm tired of pegi13 messing up my insults.

 

I want to insult someone and it should be fun. Help me craft insults that do not break pegi13.

 

An example: if you don't stop it I'll shove a pony up your darkness.

[Roxinos]

Apparently, calling someone a pansy is the deepest of insults. You should try that every now and again.

[dapianoplay3r]

I feel like this should lead to a spin off thread;

SG pick up lines

[Roxinos]

Hey baby, is that a knife in my back, or are you just happy to see me?

[Arez Al'Loke]

Hey baby, is that a knife in my back, or are you just happy to see me?

 

Flawless xP

[cosmicpanda]

Sir, your insults are as limp as Crossroads of Twilight. 

[Arez Al'Loke]

.. That's just mean.. I would use that on someone I realllly disliked.

[Kathleen]

Someone in my family used to say 'go suck a duck' a lot >.>

[Guest]

Someone in my family used to say 'go suck a duck' a lot >.>

thts what she said :P

[_CLOUD]

lol what is with all these "that is what she said" posts xD they dont even fit. 

[WWWwombat]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

[Panchi]

My friends use alternative words as insults like fish

[Panchi]

Creator is good for bringing back dm

[Arez Al'Loke]

"Gutting a fish would be more intresting than your arguments"

[dapianoplay3r]

You're as boring as Perrin looking for Faile

[cosmicpanda]

That's pretty good. 

[Guest]

hey pndy can i becom yuor baby? im ver y cute :)

[cosmicpanda]

Certainly you may. 

[dapianoplay3r]

Pandy's easier than a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle

[Guest]

o er I dnt nee d to convrnce yuo or nothing?  im normlly vry fuzz y thuogh, in caes - lik baby panda :3.

[cosmicpanda]

Baby pandas are cute. 

[Arez Al'Loke]

Hear hear!

[cosmicpanda]

This is SG. That was supposed to be an insult. 

[Guest]

:O hos being fuzzy and cute insul t!? im so cuet . Can i cll yuo panda mum ?

[Panchi]

"Even a myrddraal would think twice before taking you for his fun"