Long Lost Shadow Nursery Rhymes!

[ed2funy]

So, I came upon a couple of Shadow Nursery Rhymes during my....not-so-secret perusing of the Staff Board earlier, and thought I'd share them with you all.

 

 

A Lightie a Day

A Lightie a day keeps the M'hael away

Lightie in the morning - M'hael's looking

Roast Lightie at night - starve the M'hael's delight

Kill a Lightie going to bed - Just look at the M'hael's dread

Three each day, seven days a week - bloody Lightie, bloody cheek

 

 

Taken from the original here:

 

 

An Apple a Day

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Apple in the morning - Doctor's warning

Roast apple at night - starves the doctor outright

Eat an apple going to bed - knock the doctor on the head

Three each day, seven days a week - ruddy apple, ruddy cheek

 

 

 

Hush-a-bye Lightie

Hush-a-bye Lightie, on the tree top,

When the fire burns, the tree will sway;

When the tree snaps, the Lightie will fall,

And down will come Lightie, brains and all!

 

 

Taken from the original here:

 

 

Hush a bye baby

Hush a bye baby, on the tree top,

When the wind blows the cradle will rock;

When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall,

And down will come baby, cradle and all.

 

 

[lolguy26]

lool, its funny its just that i have a feeling your against lighties or something

[John Snow]

Mwahahahahaha

[Ithillian Turambar]

Practising Eddie?

 

You are aware that if you sing these lullabies to any children you may have, they will end up looking like this.

 

 

*Shadow Baby Taunts Cat*

 

No good will come of it.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Meep, it's got ONE EYE OPEN!

 

I can't look.

[Netbattler11]

Yeah that cat is about to go all Rambo on that kids behind.

[ed2funy]

Bwahaha, I'm trying to debate if my children will become like that with or without the poems.

[Netbattler11]

With, defenitely. Without, probably.

[Ithillian Turambar]

The only song that keeps popping into my head is:

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, and you really want to show it.

 

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

[Netbattler11]

Why bother with the clones?

[Ithillian Turambar]

I was trying to be nice. I don't remember why.

 

Perhaps because I was eating popcorn at the time

 

[ed2funy]

Ha. I didn't even think of using that one.

[Lurk No More]

Yes, Shai'Tan loves me

Yes, Shai'Tan loves me

Yes, Shai'Tan loves me

 

For Ishy tells me so

[ed2funy]

Bwahahahahaha, if I had points for that one, I'd totally give you some.

[Lurk No More]

Again with promised non-existant pointses.

 

S'all right... Here's another.

 

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

If your tainted and you know it

Then your soul will surely sow it

 

If your taineted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

 

2nd verse

If your tainted and your know it, balefire your friends

 

 

etc...

[Locke]

The only song that keeps popping into my head is:

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, and you really want to show it.

 

 

If you're Shadow and you know it, Balefire Ed's clones

 

 

But they just keep coming back...

[Ithillian Turambar]

Again with promised non-existant pointses.

 

S'all right... Here's another.

 

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

If your tainted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

If your tainted and you know it

Then your soul will surely sow it

 

If your taineted and you know it clap your hand(s)

 

 

2nd verse

If your tainted and your know it, balefire your friends

 

 

etc...

 

Copycat ... no points for you >.>

[Lurk No More]

Damn! But mine is better...

[Lurk No More]

Again,....

 

 

Taint, Taint go away come again some other day

Taint, Taint go away come again some other day

 

Little Rand wants to play

 

Taint Taint go away do away to Sharah

[Ithillian Turambar]

Damn! But mine is better...

 

Flattery will get you nowhere ...

[Lurk No More]

I fail and leave the arena dejected

[ed2funy]

*claps slowly*