Fortune Cookies

[Wren of the Brown]

So maybe my last game idea fell flat on its face and I promise I'll stop up if this one fails.

 

What are some fortune cookie fortunes you'd like to see, hate to get, or love to give? For me, I like the idea of direct communication between a shadowy figure and the recipient.

 

- "What's the last thing you remember before you died?"

 

- "There is poison in your food."

 

- "We have a driver waiting for you outside."

 

- "Someone will try to follow you home tonight."

 

- "Powerful people are after you."

 

- "Don't sleep with her, she's trying to kill you."

 

- "This isn't your real family."

[Aiel Heart]

*Wonders if it's her fault that there's creeping murderers in Hiarth's fortunes*

 

Too tired to be creative. Will edit this post to hold creativity tomorrow*

[Wren of the Brown]

- "I know this will be hard to deal with but you are the Chosen One."

[U4ea]

LMAO I love this idea. I kept trying to put together a response to the Worst Case Scenario one and I keep coming up short. Sorry about that!

 

 

For this, though, I'm going to steal the first from the Big Bang Theory:

 

"Help, I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory."

 

 

Others:

"I told you not to eat the chicken."

 

"Tip the waitress. She has ways of finding you..."

 

"Don't look now, but they're swiping your card twice."

 

"You will get a call in 5...4...3...2..."

 

"I know what you did last night."

 

"Does your wife know?"

 

"Check your tires before you leave. Trust me."

[Wren of the Brown]

"At your request, we have poisoned your guest's meal."

[Moon Sedai]

"You will be dead in Seven Days."

or

 

"______"

 

or my personal favorite,

"Help me! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!'

[U4ea]

"You are here. X"

[Wren of the Brown]

"The world is a burning house."

[U4ea]

I've seen you here before.

[Wren of the Brown]

"You have one day left before it begins."

[U4ea]

"Is it too late to tell you about the chicken?"

[Wren of the Brown]

"How unfortunate."

[U4ea]

"Do you really believe this stuff?"

[Kathleen]

If cookie is broken this fortune is void.

[Wren of the Brown]

"Remarks about exotic meats are made in bad taste."

[Ryrin]

A can of worms won't open itself.

 

No one will ever love you.

 

The home movie you made in college will cost you your career.

 

You will die alone and poorly dressed.

[U4ea]

Don't take the left turn in Albuquerque.

[Naked~Frog]

My sister got a fortune recently that said "Behind an able man there are always." :P

[Wren of the Brown]

I used to save the good ones in my wallet but the only one I remember was

 

"What? You wanted a fortune? Even cookies need a vacation!"

[Naked~Frog]

That's awesome :D

[Ryrin]

The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

 

Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

 

It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

[U4ea]

You will have a fortune in your next cookie. (imagine a box full of those)

 

 

Oops.

 

 

Ask again later.

 

If you can put the cookie back together, you'll get your fortune.

[Wren of the Brown]

"Interesting."

 

"The greatest fallacy is believing you are free."

 

"Avoid strangefolk and their ypocras."

 

"You can never return."

[U4ea]

"Seriously?"

 

"You need to unplug from the Matrix."

 

"Follow the white rabbit."

 

"When you can't crawl, find someone to carry you."

[Wren of the Brown]

"This fortune cookie us for your eyes only. If you are not the intended recipient of this cookie, remain seated and our security staff will escort you to a holding facility."