King of the Hill

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*scurries up the hill whilst everyone dives for teh waffleties and triumphantly leaps around on its top*

 

HAHHHAHA MY HILL MY HILL NANANANANANAAAA!

 

*plants a llama'n'crossbones flag into the top*

[Crimson_Ayla]

YAARRRRmallama

[Nyanna al'Meara]

ALL LLAMAS ON DECK!

[Crimson_Ayla]

*clambers up to teh llama's nest*

 

TAINT HO!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

 

MAN THE NANAS!

 

Ready llamas......FIRE! *cackles as teh people clambering up the hill are catapulted down again by a volley of nanamush cannons*

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

The sun began it's slow descent, painting the southern sky a brilliant orange streaked with purple. The light outlined the hills, casting long shadows that stretched like fingers towards the silent waters, grasping for a last touch of warmth before the cold night fell. Kudaran stood at the ocean's end. He was clad in bright ringmail, and wielded a great spear. Behind him was his army, a force of thousands, extending far beyond the reach of sight to both sides.

 

 

In front was a great, sloping hill. Men and women clad in black charged up it, but were all hurled back by some unidentifiable defensive mechanism. The top was crowned by a vast wooden complex of trenches and towers, filled with soldiers under a... something with bones flag.

 

Kudaran nodded to his lieutenant.

 

"Ready the catapults!" The shout was echoed throughout the long line of war machines. Gears spun and levers clicked into position as the crews prepared their payloads.

 

Kudaran looked back at the fortress. The time had come.

 

"Fire catapults!"

 

Trails of light streaked through the sky as the pitchbombs started the assault...

 

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Um. OK, I guess I was just in a mood...

[Lenlo]

*Sees a massive battle at a hill and decides to continue on his pilgrimage*

To violent at that hill.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Have I scared everyone away...?

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*waits and bides her time till Kudaran's armies and whatnot have gotten bored and continued on their rampagings*

 

 

>.>

 

 

 

 

<.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

*crawlses up onto le hill*

 

Moiiii....precioussssss.....

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

*Watches as the be-tighted Robin kicks Nya's butt off of the hill*

[Turin Turambar]

Joins Ithi on hilltop for picnic.

 

I think Robin needed an adult.

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*sics NZ native robins on Robin and watches him run down the hill screaming as they try to be his friends and peck him lovingly*

 

*aims carefully, and uses Air to silently but forcibly throw a rock just under the part of le hill where Ithi and Turin are sitting, making it crumble and send them tumbling down*

 

Several birds, one stone

 

*makes self comfy on the hilltop again*

[Lenlo]

*Once again goes on a journey/pilgrimage to find another hill that is not plaqued by blue kimono wearing dragons and tight wearing nancy boys*

[Aiel Heart]

O.o this thread is still living!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Oh Nyan refound this one too XD

 

Lenlo, stop wandering to find "a better hill" when there's a perfect one right in front of you that you simply need to fight for!!!! 

 

Eh on second thought, go. MY HILL *sits on Nyan's head*

[Aiel Heart]

(RETURN OF THE TOTEM POLE!!!! ....Almost)

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Lenlo the Pilgrim XD

 

 

.........

 

 

 

*totters about and trips on a nana skin, sending Heart tumbling onto the slightly-lower-baby-hill-of-marshmallows*

 

 

MWAHAAHA

 

*does the pygmy sloth waka waka dance on HER hill* :ppppp

[Aiel Heart]

*does the pygmy sloth waka waka dance on HER hill* :ppppp

HAAHHAHHAHAA

 

o.O

 

 

Nyan... I SEE A FIREFLY!!!!! 

 

*Nudges Nyan out of the way when she's distracted and sits at the top of HHHHHEEEEEEERRRR hill*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*lurches after pretty shiney light*

 

*trudges down hill after it*

 

 

 

*circles hill five times after it*

 

 

 

*walks back up the hill as it floats up there again*

 

 

 

*walks to where it is hovering over Heart*

 

 

Hmmm.

 

 

*attaches a duck to Heart and watches it fly off with her*

*yells triumphantly after*

 

THE FIREFLY SAYS ITS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!! * XD

[Aiel Heart]

*Gets a Yodaduck puppet*

 

"Her hill, it is"

 

Awww Nyan I guess you have to move *sets her on a sled and pushes her down the hill*

 

*Sits on top of HER hill*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Butbutbut...but....

 

 

 

 

*slinks off down the hill*

 

 

 

>.>

 

<.<

 

*sees a lantern at the foot of da hill* A SIGN!

 

*starts burrowing into the bottom of the hill and makes teh part Heart is sitting on collapse, then scrambles out and takes her place* wwwhahaha

[Lenlo]

I dont wanna fight for it... I dont do fights.

[Ithillian Turambar]

*Channels a bubble of Air around Nyan and rolls her down the Hill in it, then Lifts Len to the top of the Hill*

 

What can I say, I'm feeling in a relatively good mood today

[Turin Turambar]

Very kind deed there Ithi. Dragon Ride?

 

 

[Netbattler11]

*shadows to the top of the hill and knocks Len off*

 

I AM THE KING OF THE HILL