King of the Hill

[Perfexionist]

Begins clambering up the hill.

[Crimson_Ayla]

*wonders why Perf is climbing her hill*

 

*rolls cheese at him*

[Niniel]

*rides up the hill on a tauntaun*

 

This hill is mine and I shall name it - Hill of Doom. (How come that doesn´t sounds cool at all?)

 

*throws snowballs at everyone that tries to climb up*

[Aiel Heart]

*Is already sitting on the other peak*

[Niniel]

Twin Peaks? Scary...

[Turin Turambar]

At least there will be pie. Mmmmmm.

[Niniel]

*looks around for Bob*

 

*looks Turin deep in his eyes* Are you there?

[Turin Turambar]

Oh yes Glorious Goddess MMMMMMMM"Hael Tina. Shall I take this hill for you and the shadow? Or I can just remove it if it displeases you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Busy weekdays with new job so more active on weekends for now.

[Perfexionist]

Cheese wheel to the chest sends him falling back down the hill.

[Niniel]

Oh yes Glorious Goddess MMMMMMMM"Hael Tina. Shall I take this hill for you and the shadow? Or I can just remove it if it displeases you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Busy weekdays with new job so more active on weekends for now.

 

No need to destroy perfectly fine hills. But I think it should belong to the Shadow. *nods*

[Lenlo]

Twin hills? Hill of doom? Is there some ring I need to be throwing into the bowels of this hill?

*Starts climbing the hill with a very helpful hobbit helping him climb*

[Niniel]

MY RING!

 

I mean - what is it you have in your hand? Can I see it?

[Aiel Heart]

*Is relaxed in a hammock on the hill*

[Crimson_Ayla]

*plants a shadowy flag on the top of the hill. and then some balloons and evil fairy lights. offers around brownies*

[Lenlo]

Ring delivery service! I am here to bring some 'One Ring' to a Mr.Sauron? This /is/ Mount Doom right? It isnt? GAAAAAAH! I need to go quit this job and work at FedEx. /They/ never seem to give me the wrong address. Why this one time my friend got sent to take a sword to some guy on a hill, Aragorn or some such name, and instead they sent her to Camelot. Camelot! She had to wait in a bloody lake for hours before she was told it was the wrong guy/sword.

[Aiel Heart]

How about you just work for us instead? ;) we have a killer insurance plan

[Niniel]

Ring delivery service! I am here to bring some 'One Ring' to a Mr.Sauron? This /is/ Mount Doom right? It isnt? GAAAAAAH! I need to go quit this job and work at FedEx. /They/ never seem to give me the wrong address. Why this one time my friend got sent to take a sword to some guy on a hill, Aragorn or some such name, and instead they sent her to Camelot. Camelot! She had to wait in a bloody lake for hours before she was told it was the wrong guy/sword.

 

And where is my pizza?!

[Crimson_Ayla]

:Sauronface:

 

Where do I sign?

[Lenlo]

Sorry, we dont deliver on a 30 minute or less policy. I am afraid to say that with my job being the way it is I am going to have one last act of defiance. This ring shall go into the fire!

 

*Starts climbing the hill again with the same incredibly helpful hobbit from before being helpful and pushing him up the hill*

[Niniel]

A friendly suggestion - don´t let Talya see the poor hobbit. It might end up in her stew.

[Crimson_Ayla]

*pouts and makes Len's hobbit give her a piggyback*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*deeming the others have been distracted by teh evul RL long enough, uses their inattention to get scotty to beam me up onto teh hill!*

[Crimson_Ayla]

>.>

 

<.<

 

*uses twinneh as a stick for candyfloss and sells her to some small children*

 

Oh hilltop, how I haz missed yoo :D

[Lenlo]

Sam keep going! You can do it!

*After months of climbing Len and Sam, his hobbit, reach the top of the hill prepared to throw the ring into the fires*

What are you two doing up here? Get back, were destroying a prime evil!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*candyflossessyreaspberries at teh hobbitses*

 

MOI preciousss! :P