The verdict is in.....

[Mightelove]

It's a boy. Now, where would one, hypothetically, go to sell a perfectly good baby boy on the black market. I have until the beginning of April to figure it out. >.>

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

rabbits or bunnies, pets or meat?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

er, i mean congratulations.

 

and new york. they pay too much.

 

 

[Aust]

Hey congratulations! As for the sale, you should try an EBay auction.

[Nynaeve]

A little monkey boy.

 

 

Best of luck with that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

Congratulations, Mighte. I'm sure you'll find just the right thing to do with him.

[Alaksuleiel]

Congratulations Mighte :)

[Mightelove]

These are horrible ideas! If I had points to give, I'd not give them. In fact, I deduct fifty billion points from all of you!

 

>:(

 

Thanks for the congrats, though. I'm still looking for a likely hillside on which to leave him for the fairies.....

 

I suppose I am a trolloc.....I could just eat him. >.>

[Nynaeve]

Feed it to your other young. Easy.

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Verbal32]

I'm not sure whether "gross" or "grats" is the proper response. Both?

[Blackhoof]

Groats?

[ed2funy]

Groddy?

O_o

 

 

 

 

Enjoy the endless nights of crying and suckling at your teet, Mighte!

[Nynaeve]

Mat got her used to it years ago. It's a no brainer for her.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

am i the only one who finds the miracle of life kinda... creepy?

[Nynaeve]

No, you are not. It's why I find that description amusing.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it seems like there could be a less... invasive and messy system. i could adjectivise further but... making me feel icky.

[Dwynwen]

Congrats, Sis!

[Alaksuleiel]

Giving birth is messy, painful and *blerch*

 

Good luck with that!

[Mightelove]

You would know, Eli. You've done it more than I have.

[Nynaeve]

Fornicating with Mat? *gasp*

 

 

Now lets take a step back here. Gasping? A bit of an overreaction perhaps, BUT! it really adds to that dramatic tone of the question/deceleration and therefore I think I've managed to tiptoe around the boundary between sort of believable to hardly believable.

 

 

Carry on.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Alaksuleiel]

LoL you only have to do it once to know how painful it is.

[Nynaeve]

I disagree. I don't have to do it at all to know how painful it is. :P

 

 

 

Nyn

[Alaksuleiel]

hahaha Nyn you can speculate... Your speculations I will concur are probably correct ;)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

its not the just the pain, it's the... whole...

 

nvm.

[Mightelove]

I had an emergency c-section. Hardly painful at all. I just couldn't poop for two weeks. :P