I'm Cuter than Shaidar Haran

[Nynaeve]

You know the drill.

 

*hands the drill to Krak*

 

 

Drill into your own foot and you get points. Drill into someone else's foot and you'll get SOME points. THROW the drill on someone... and you'll get a couple of points. And if you use it for unseemly things... you'll have to clean it up :/

 

*grabs my point bag and sits tight*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[OptimusPrime]

*snatches drill off Krak and drills 9s' feet*

[Nynaeve]

Your performance wasn't THAT satisfactory. However, you have cut off direct exposure to ed by standing there. 5 points.

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Moon Sedai]

*Snatches drill from Drekka*

 

Hrmm....

*drills her own foot enthusiastically*

 

Wait, THat's not nearly as much fun as i thought it would be.

 

*takes out the bloody drillbit and starts juggling*

[Krakalakachkn]

That's not cool guys, don't steal my drill.

[ed2funy]

*drills on Nyn's back*

[Verbal32]

*puts an Ed-sized drill bit on*

 

*drills Krak's leg*

 

You didn't feel anything, did you?

 

(that's what she said)

 

 

Damn. Sorry, Ed. I bet that sucks.

 

(she said that, too)

[Nynaeve]

*takes out the bloody drillbit and starts juggling*

 

Yay, 5 juggling points!

 

 

That's not cool guys, don't steal my drill.

 

That's way too whiney. 2 pitty points.

 

 

*drills on Nyn's back*

 

Stop humping my back, ed. It's unseemly. And not very fun, in general.

 

0 fun points.

 

 

*puts an Ed-sized drill bit on*

 

*drills Krak's leg*

 

You didn't feel anything, did you?

 

(that's what she said)

 

 

Damn. Sorry, Ed. I bet that sucks.

 

(she said that, too)

 

5 funny points lol

 

 

 

 

 

Point tally:

Drekka - 5 shading points

Moon - 5 juggling points

Verbal - 5 funny points

Krak - 2 pitty points

ed - 0 fun points

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[OptimusPrime]

*smacks Verbal in the face with an eraser, chases him with a stapler, tells him to change the grade on the paper (now)*

 

*THROWS drill on Eds face*

[Aust]

Throwing the drill at Ed's face would be an improvement. I've been trying to talk him into a little nip-tuck for years.

 

You on the other hand my dear Drekka could use some work on your eyes!

 

 

*drills holes in Drekka's eyelids*

 

 

No more closing your eyes and waiting for it to be over I'm afraid! :D

 

 

 

 

Hi Nyn!!! For you, I would drill anyone! Who wants me to drill them next??

[Nynaeve]

5 points to Drekka for enthusiasm.

 

3 points to Aust because he's eager to please me but is also near by at the same time. xD

 

 

 

Now let go of the drill and think up your own ideas to please me, you lazy bastards.

 

 

 

 

 

Point tally:

Drekka - 10 enthusiastic points

Moon - 5 juggling points

Verbal - 5 funny points

Aust - 3 mixed points

Krak - 2 pitty points

ed - 0 fun points

[Moon Sedai]

*stops juggling her Drill*

You know what would be fun? If I added a Chain Saw!

*juggles with a Drill and a Chain Saw, cheating and using the Source to make sure she doesn't drop the chainsaw*

[madhavigupta]

*steals all drills and goes on drilling rampage*

*once everybody i dead, sits on floor*

I so hunnnngry... *notices drills*

*eats all drills*

[Verbal32]

*steals all drills and goes on drilling rampage*

*once everybody i dead, sits on floor*

I so hunnnngry... *notices drills*

*eats all drills*

 

^_^

[Nynaeve]

Moon 5 points, cause something as mundane as juggling really amuses me ^_^

 

Dragon, 5 points for your refined palate.

 

 

Verbie, 5 points in the name of being biased.

 

 

 

 

Point tally:

Drekka - 10 enthusiastic points

Moon - 10 juggling points

Verbal - 10 biased points

DragonsDacovale - 5 palate points

Aust - 3 mixed points

Krak - 2 pitty points

ed - 0 fun points

[madhavigupta]

MY FIRST 5 POINTS!!!! I feel so honored :D

*cartwheels and jumps and tumbles all over room*

*knocks down everybody in the process*

[Nynaeve]

Awww, that is precious. Another 5 points just cause I'm in a giving mood (don't get used to it).

 

 

 

 

 

Point tally:

Drekka - 10 enthusiastic points

Moon - 10 juggling points

Verbal - 10 biased points

DragonsDacovale - 10 palate points

Aust - 3 mixed points

Krak - 2 pitty points

ed - 0 fun points

 

 

 

Nyn

[Leyrann]

*steals drills from DragonsDacovale*

 

*pushes drill through Ed's throat*

[Moon Sedai]

Wow. Juggling got me 10 points. But I don't want to overdo the juggling, it can get boring after a while.

 

*pulls out a pocket dimension to hide the chainsaw*

 

There, now none of the Lightfuls will get any ideas about the chainsaw.

 

*considers what to do to amuse Nyn for more points*

 

I got it!

 

*uses the drill to stir up a variety of Milkshakes*

 

Ooh, now this drill bit is all covered in milkshake goo...

*licks it clean*

[madhavigupta]

*swipes chainsaw a split second before pocket dimension hides it*

*fools Ahmoondah*

Haha!

*jumps on drill and drills to the core of the earth*

*hides*

They'll never get me here... >.>

[Mightelove]

*snatches the drill and drills...............another Bore.*

 

O.O

 

>.>

 

*tosses drill in verbal's manpurse and walks away, whistling nonchalantly*

[madhavigupta]

*pokes bore..* what is this!! :O

[Verbal32]

*snatches the drill and drills...............another Bore.*

 

O.O

 

>.>

 

*tosses drill in verbal's manpurse and walks away, whistling nonchalantly*

 

Ed gave it to me!!!

[OptimusPrime]

*snatches the drill and drills...............another Bore.*

 

O.O

 

>.>

 

*tosses drill in verbal's manpurse and walks away, whistling nonchalantly*

 

Ed gave it to me!!!

 

You accepted something off ed? Shame on you man. Shame on YOU

[Aust]

Oh great Nyn'bliss, in the old style of all this, I bring you some gifts.

 

First, a state of the art veterinary facility including cutting edge technology and , well, really sharp operating implements. And so you can safely practice without any risk to animals, I brig you all of the dreadlords to practice operating on. Chop up their limbs however you like and reconfigure them as the fancy strikes you. For kicks we can stick Ed's head on Adella's body and put Krak's crack on his forehead. Yay! It's just like Mr Potato Head!

 

Next, I've taken all of the eyes from the BA so that you have some pretty beads to make more figures with! Don't worry - many of then were near-sighted anyhow.

 

Last, I've given you Verbal's corner office replete with his vast collection of adult entertainment films. Just put a towel down before you sit anywhere...

 

Yay! Long live the Nyn'bliss!! :D