Torture

[eclipse0]

  On 9/11/2011 at 1:46 AM, Locke said:

And the rotten vegetables help your....actually, I'm not sure they help anything. >.>

 

They help your complexion. The citric acid in tomatoes are great for your skin.

[Locke]

I see. Just gotta make sure you throw 'em hard enough then.

[Netbattler11]

Yes, we must make sure to pelt the pitiful Lighties hard enough that they learn the error of their ways. So must we with anyone who does not turn towards the ultimate power of the Shadow. All shall be gently guided to the Great Lord's embrace... Unless they are foolish enough to resist. In these regrettable cases, force must be applied, for the good of the one resisting. Just as a father chastises his son, so shall you be chastised until you embrace the path you must walk.

[Locke]

*sticks a banana in Maw's ear*

[Netbattler11]

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

[Locke]

He won't be a messenger after I shoot him.

[Leyrann]

*puts a ball of Air in Maw's mouth*

 

Yeah, sorry, I don't really like darkfriends.

[Locke]

Ninja Locke trips over chariot wheel and turns into a wolf .

[Leyrann]

What are YOU talking about?

[Locke]

Ninja Locke. Well, formerly. He's a wolf now. (tripped over a chariot wheel. happens)

[Leyrann]

And who is Ninja Locke?

 

A voice in your head?

[Locke]

A voice in your head.

[Leyrann]

No, I only have Kyre and Aerem as voices in my head.

[Locke]

You're insane; we can't take your word for anything.

[Leyrann]

Are you NOT insane?

[Niniel]

  On 9/11/2011 at 5:05 PM, Locke said:

Ninja Locke trips over chariot wheel and turns into a wolf .

 

*gives Locke a dog biscuit*

 

Sorry, I should have put that wheel aside. No harm done though.

[Locke]

The difference is that I'm certified.

[Talmanes]

Waterboarding for fun? Lol how exactly did that come about?

[Leyrann]

I think the Taint took over.

[Netbattler11]

Because it always does that. Always. Im surprised it doesnt already rule my anime thread.

[Locke]

  On 9/13/2011 at 4:38 AM, Talmanes said:

Waterboarding for fun? Lol how exactly did that come about?

 

Things like this tend to happen when my brother is about. >.>

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

... how well armed is your family, Locke? i mean... just potato guns and spray can flamethrowers and bird shot? or should we be worried?

[Locke]

And flaming swords, fireballs, bush knives/machetes, bows...I think we might have a gun somewhere too, but we're not huge fans of that stupidity.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh, so just good clean play fun and hunting.

 

can you shoot a long bow? my step dad had one taller than me, and i could never even move the string.

[Locke]

And a nuke. Did I forget to mention that?

 

'Not I," said the me.

 

(Also, none of us hunt.)