Torture

[Locke]

My respect for terrorists has been slightly increased after being waterboarded last night. >.>

 

(And I withdraw my previous statement that we should switch to lavaboarding. )

[eclipse0]

Umm, why were you waterboarded last night???

[Locke]

Just for fun.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it wasn't, was it?

[Locke]

Nope, not really. Hard to breathe. Lots of water. Which I normally like. But more so in moderation. (with, i.e., oxygen)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

too much of a good thing can be a bad thing. i'm glad it was a learning experience for you, though.

[Locke]

With most things. But you can never have too many potatoes. Ed should understand why.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

shouldn't i?

[Locke]

You? Not really. Not specifically.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's a sentiment i share. but possibly not for the same reasons, if it involves ed.

 

i'm thinking long term storable food, and potato guns.

[Locke]

and potato guns.

 

Precisely! Always room for more ammunition. Then you're stocked for Stocks.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh, good. can never have too much ammo. it's our unofficial state motto. though it may be replaced by Turn Around, Don't Drown, which would work better at the borders.

[Locke]

They're both good, but you have inspired me to bring a spud gun to the next Stocks outing.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ah, excellent, i wish you well.

[Locke]

I will not be the one that needs well-wishing.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

go get 'em, tiger?

[Locke]

But it...could be you. >.>

 

But probably not.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

feel free, i've lived a full life.

[Locke]

Heh, I have a feeling Leyrann will be the next one in the Stocks.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'm sure he won't come to actual harm...

[Locke]

Nah, the Stocks are great for people. I've been in there myself. Good times.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and the rack helps your back, i'm sure :)

[Locke]

And the rotten vegetables help your....actually, I'm not sure they help anything. >.>

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's digestive... and stuff.

[Leyrann]

Heh, I have a feeling Leyrann will be the next one in the Stocks.

 

What are the Stocks?