The mythical Hax

[Krakalakachkn]

I had to do some serious damage control on facebook this morning.

 

Those are some of the best nights. You wake up and go "...wait a second, did I post a bunch of shit on facebook last night?" and then a few minutes later "Oh Shit was I out of my mind?!?".

 

Of course, for me those posts are usually on DM.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

they should put that warning on the bottle, next to the do not drink and get pregnant one.

[eclipse0]

I like that I'm mythical.

 

I'm sure it was a typo, must have tried to write mystical...

[Naeann]

I miss Chilimous too. Bring him back!!!!!

[eclipse0]

Also I like the idea of a label that says do not drink and get pregnant. I do not want to catch pregnancy

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

if people didn't get pregnant while drinking, we could not support the social security needs of previosu generations.

[eclipse0]

Yes, and I'm perfectly ok with other people catchy pregnancy, just not me... Not yet anyways

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i avoided it so well i don't have to avoid it anymore. win-win. i've seen what children grow into. and how much money and care they leach from your bank accounts and souls. but you are a male, so you can pull a tony randall and avoid all the nasty business.

[eclipse0]

I'll be an uncle by the end of the week, that's close enough for now

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

congrats! uncle is the best, along with aunt, and auntie. all you have to do is come up with lots of presents, and they love you more than anyone in the world, and you don't have to pay for college.

[ed2funy]

haha, so true, Cindy.

 

 

But I'm pregnant....Pregnant with Damodred's spawn. O_O

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oooooohhhhh..... that's gonna leave a mark.

[eclipse0]

Thanks, and yes it is the best. Diaper needs changing? Let's go see Mommy!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

just be very careful, especially with boys, who tend to have some reflux issues- DO NOT PLAY AIRPLANE WITH AN OPEN MOUTH. i learned the hard way. and do not jiggle or fly the baby within an hour of a feeding. this will settle down after 6 mos to a year.

 

since you won't change a diaper, i won't give you the other warning.

 

babies are sticky little time bombs in a lot of ways, but they hypnotize you like a cat with toxoplasmosis, and you will be helpless to resist the little thing.

[eclipse0]

The Doc says it's going to be a girl. I've never been a huge fan of newborns. I always found they're more fun once they can start to crawl. Then when they start to talk, the real fun begins.

[Mightelove]

I miss the Mous. :(

 

Mebbe is just cause I'm pregnant and hormonal. harhar

[Haxorsist]

That's awesome! Congrats Mighte!

[LilyElizabeth]

That is awesome! Congrats, Mighte!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

congratulations!

[Haxorsist]

That is awesome! Congrats, Mighte!

 

You always have to one-up me with correct punctuation.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

what does your nickname mean, Hax?

 

also, have you successfully reproduced yet?

 

(trying to stay on topic, sorry)

[eclipse0]

Mighte misses mous... that sounds like Mrs. Mightymouse

 

Grats on carrying shadowspawn!

[LilyElizabeth]

That is awesome! Congrats, Mighte!

 

You always have to one-up me with correct punctuation.

I got lucky this once. I usually overuse commas. heh

[Vambram]

 

 

also, have you successfully reproduced yet?

 

 

 

 

oh man, let's hope not!!! LoL

 

 

[eclipse0]

oh man, let's hope not!!! LoL

 

Yeah, I'm going to have agree with that one