The mythical Hax

[cosmicpanda]

He promised me a drunk post.

 

Do people still like Angelina Jolie? She's old news.

[Haxorsist]

Angelina is hot, but she'll never visit DM. I, on the other hand, is both sexy and willing to participate in getting to know you bastards. I was having a friendly chat on facebook (no, you may not add me) with the COBWOT and he decides to make this thread. Basically, I miss Chillz. And the cosmic is getting way to cool for you guys.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh, good. you found somebody to play with.

[cosmicpanda]

I'm not sure if Cindy is conflating Hax and Barmy, which is understandable, or if she is talking about me.

 

Nevertheless I was hoping Hax would nominate a female alternative to Angelina for me to critique.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i wouldn't recommend getting to know me, at least. though i am a bastard.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the plea for kivam's attention was started by the hax persona, but i'm not sure how i could conflate here.

 

and now he has found you to play with. so.

[Haxorsist]

Go ahead and critique cindy.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

maybe you should try for something more difficult? god's pre-critiqued me.

[cosmicpanda]

Oh wait. I thought it was Barmy trying to play with Kivam. So that's okay.

 

*critiques Cindy in detail*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ouch. that's mean to do to an old woman.

 

what is this Chillz Hax misses?

[cosmicpanda]

an old member, also BA. Last I heard he played guitar, so no doubt he has come to a bad end.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

could have been worse. could have been a drummer.

[Haxorsist]

I like that I'm mythical.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that's what interested me in the thread.

[cosmicpanda]

It's because you're really Barmy having an out-of-body experience.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

everyone must tear away the curtains today... it has been a wicked day.

 

i would rather pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. let the poor souls keep their anonymity, cruel panda man, please.

[Haxorsist]

Cindy, you're delightfully weird! =)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

thank you, Haxorsist. that must mean it's way past my bedtime. please don't play too rough, i am fond of you both.

[cosmicpanda]

Cindy, as much as I admire your poeticism, this is SG. We do not pity poor souls.

[Barmacral]

It's because you're really Barmy having an out-of-body experience.

 

Why are my out of body experiences in Snoreway of all places?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it is a poor soul who cannot pity, evil panda.

 

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is it for the lutefisk, barm?

[Krakalakachkn]

Everybody knows Snoreway is in Scotland.

[Barmacral]

Oh well Scotland is cool. I like Scotland.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

so for the freedom of kilts, then. that makes much more sense.

[Haxorsist]

I had to do some serious damage control on facebook this morning.