Ohh no The TRollocs are coming the TRollocs are coming

[Cainam]

post your best pics.

 

 

this is my Trolloc horde. Scary aren't they.

 

 

[Elgee]

Eeeekk ... that little one is SCARY!

 

 

Great looking girls, Klepto

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Four daughters? You are gonna be a frickin busy parent in about ten years or so. Dont envy you that ;)

[Cainam]

Four daughters? You are gonna be a frickin busy parent in about ten years or so. Dont envy you that ;)

 

 

<---- expert marksman... Was a juniors state champ in both pistol and rifle.

 

 

my favorite marine quote is "you can run if you want. your just going to die tired."

[Daruya]

LOL! Are you going to be one of those dads who cleans his gun(s) every time a suitor comes over?

 

They are beautiful little girls! I have 2 boys but they're in that age (12 and 13) where they bicker and argue all the time, making for frustrating photo shoots.

[Cainam]

well to be honest i hope i dont have to be one of those fathers. i have one prissy and two tomboys. not sure about the youngest still getting into her own. but i think if i just hang enough targets on the wall that i took to the range they should get the point. and btw how did you manage to keep them from arguing until they were teens????? all mine do is fight like little trollocs

[Daruya]

Oh, they've bickered all along but my youngest has gotten tired of my oldest's Type A bossy personality and is finally standing up for himself (which drives my Type A son wild). I sometimes tell my oldest, "Once he catches up and/or passes you size-wise, watch out! He'll clean your clock!"

[Cainam]

lol i bet. my 3year old beats up my 5 and 7 year old. but what can you do. sibling rivalry at its finest. but overall so far its been minor.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

No kids myself but i had just one sister. I thought that turned out pretty good, kinda cant physically beat each other up, and just seems easier all round, look out for each other. I think same sex broods are harder to handle.

 

And yeah, bein a marksman would help. I'm plannin on belting on one of my swords if and when my time comes... "hi Mr fnorrll, i'v come to pick up...um...why are you wearing a sword?" "you better hope you never have to find out, lad."

[Cainam]

lol yea that would be good to. my friend is an ex MP and he has an old discharged LAW rocket tube. thought about borrowing that and having it on a hook by the door. Can always hit the kid with. hey you look like a fast kid. can you outrun a rocket?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

One that worked well when some kids were bullyin my mate was to get a shotgun and load it with two cartridges that had been opened and had all the metal pellets removed and just the gun powder left, then closed up again... He was at the gate making to come in. I said "open that gate an i'll shoot" he didnt believe me and opened the gate. BANG! "Oh, I missed. Wanna come a bit closer and see if i miss again?" that worked a treat :D i'm sure some application could be made to this situation.

 

Of course a pair of heavy duty bolt cutters, with the long handles, are also pretty ominous. Its like, "so, kid...whaddya think would fit in between these cutter blades?"

[Cainam]

rusty sheet metal sheers and a book on how to do home vasectomies on the coffee table would be classic i think.

[Lessa Nikia]

*reads over thread*

 

Ok note to self:Don't let my stepdad read this and don't give my dad any ideas...not like my boyfriend doesn't already like my dad and i plan on not introducing him to my dad

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

rusty sheet metal sheers and a book on how to do home vasectomies on the coffee table would be classic i think.

 

Win.

[keyholder21]

rusty sheet metal sheers and a book on how to do home vasectomies on the coffee table would be classic i think.

 

Win.

 

Agreed. I'm totally telling my husband about this in the event that we ever have a girl.

[Millon]

I have an eleven year old step daughter. If I owned any guns I would totally meet the boyfriend for the first time while firing it in the yard lol. Best movie quote ever for this situation? You ever see the movie Clueless?

 

"I have a shovel and a gun. I doubt anyone would miss you" lol Flippin LOVE it!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Buck: Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.

Tia: What are you doing here?

Buck: We were just driving by to get some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us.

Tia: I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9!

Buck: Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug?

Bug: It's an ax?

Buck: Sort of, yeah, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it.

Bug: I'll pass.

Buck: Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.

[walks away]

Tia: I'm sorry.

Bug: Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want him to go berserk with an ax on me.

Tia: He's all talk.

[buck pulls out a small hatchet from his car]

Buck: Here it is! Come over, come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay.

[Millon]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, Uncle Buck for the WIN! Love that!