I'm not knowledgable about these social graces

[ineedfourberfs]

But when is it socially acceptable to start whinging about the lack of April stats?

 

I know you use cutlery from the outside in, and you are only supposed to lick your plate counter-clockwise (unless of course there are unmarried spinsters at your table in which case its clockwise), and also napkins should be used to gently dab at the wine stain on the chest corsetry of said spinsters, not scrubbed out like some uncouth chambermaid in the slums of Essex, unless of course said corset...wait.

 

*consults book*

 

Apparently the corset should be left untouched, but you can lick clockwise if it's a foodstain rather than wine. Boy, would my face have been red on my next cruise!

 

Anyway.

 

Stats?

[Verbal32]

Wherever you acquire the chemicals that have to be in your blood is not my concern. I do, however, want some.

[Nynaeve]

I think he's offering to do April's stat *nodnod*

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

Berfs, you have access to the points thread and the NB thread from last month. Go ahead and get them for us. Ed's been busy - very busy.

[Nynaeve]

He doesn't have access to the bore.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

He doesn't, does he? Ooops, my bad. Nyn, you want to volunteer?

[Nynaeve]

If you make it worth a while, I might :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

How many points would it take? 50? Cuz I will do that.

[ineedfourberfs]

I could handle bore access again, though.

 

Just throwin' that out there...seein' if someone wants to pick it up...

[Nynaeve]

50 is good enough. It'll be done later today.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

Thanks, Nyn!

[ineedfourberfs]

No-one? Bore access? ok...

[Adella]

I'll let you bore... Uhm *notices other people* Nevermind...

[ineedfourberfs]

I'll let you bore... Uhm *notices other people* Nevermind...

 

 

See, what's sad is, that's the most romantic thing anyone has said to me in months.

[Verbal32]

I could handle bore access again, though.

 

Just throwin' that out there...seein' if someone wants to pick it up...

 

You'll need to fight Aust for that one, bieber.

 

 

I'll let you bore... Uhm *notices other people* Nevermind...

 

[Adella]

OOH KITTY!!!!! *steals Verb's kitty and runs with it*

[Verbal32]

[Adella]

[Nynaeve]

Stats done and posted. You know, Verbal... you could also reward me for such a grand gesture :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[LilyElizabeth]

Thanks, Nyn!

[Nynaeve]

np!

 

 

 

Nyn

[Verbal32]

Stats done and posted. You know, Verbal... you could also reward me for such a grand gesture :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

 

Nah.

[Nynaeve]

I want you to remember this moment :P It'll come back to bite you in the ass! (and if it doesn't, I will!)

 

 

*makes shady looks*

 

*departs*

 

 

 

Nyn

[Naeann]

Asha... find out what three SS members are 4th lvl and therefore have bore access... and then either out points them or kill them off.

[Nynaeve]

I think it's me..... Limi? and erm.....wombat? >.>

 

 

 

Nyn