THE STOCKS - Locke you are called down

[Talya]

*has her minions pull Locke forward and placed in a set of wooden stocks she had taken out and dusted.

 

LOCKE for punishment I feel like giving, for the rest of this Thread you will stay in the Stocks whilst the good Ladies and Gentlemen and TMD can throw rotten fruit and vegetables at you good (well not so good obviously) self!

 

Okay, everyone carry on!

 

[Tynaal Consen]

*carries in baskets of tomatoes and eggs*

 

Now where's that person?

[Talya]

thats just a picture of the Stocks before Locke was put in them... *nods*

[Locke]

*is dutifully lead*

 

*grins and waves to everyone*

 

[Talmanes]

*stands next to the stocks pointedly not throwing anything*

[TheMasterDude]

Screw throwing vegetables...I'm throwing THESE!!!

 

 

*starts throwing them at the stuck Locke, cackling evilly all the while*

[Talmanes]

*carefully uses inverted weaves of air*

[Talya]

*twaps TMD with a wet fish*

 

enough of that....play nice otherwise you can sit in the corner with your back to us and miss all the fun!

 

*picks up some guey rotten tomatoes with air and flings it at Locke*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*pelts Locke with cheese*

 

*may or may not have missed and hit TMD instead*

[Talya]

*holds her nose*

 

Where sis you get that cheese... phew!!!!

[el Nynaeve]

I'll bet it's stinking bishop cheese, it sure smells like it!

 

*pelts Locke with an overripe watermelon*

[Talya]

*ducks as the watger melon goes everywhere*

 

Where did you find one that big!

 

Saif the nun to the vicar......>.>

[Mirshann Uuranor]

A couple of barefooted Dutch guys traded it to me whatever was in the lawn clippings pile in the back yard.

 

Not sure why, but oh well.

[Talya]

Explains a lot!....

 

Dutch guys eh!!!! got to watch them!

[Locke]

*swallows Talya's rotten tomatoes whole as he nods approvingly at Talmanes and glares at TMD with his ear*

 

*tries to do the same to the watermelon*

 

*it's too big*

[Talya]

Talm, best you try and get that watermelon out of his mouth, before he chokes

[Talmanes]

*explodes the watermelon with weaves of fire and air, carefully blocking Locke's face with more weaves of air*

[Tynaal Consen]

*cracks an egg on Locke's head*

 

Now why are we feeding the poor lad? Do share

[Alexander]

Can I throw Tynaal Consen at him?

[Tynaal Consen]

Can I throw Tynaal Consen at him?

 

Teehee...

 

*steals (dear Dark Lord, you need a nickname - ehm - Toy) Toy's pants and throws them at Locke*

[Alexander]

Only been here a day and already im being bullied by the Red Ajah, ddaamnnn.

 

[Tynaal Consen]

RED AJAH???

 

WHERE?!?!?!

 

*hides*

[Talya]

hello Subjecty, or hoody...welcome to our humble abode...hehe

 

Poor Locke need some meat putting on him...

 

*gets out the minced beef and flings it at Locke*

[Tynaal Consen]

*gets some salt and pepper and shoots it at Locke*

 

For spicing ya know...

[Talya]

*adds onions, tomatoes, herbs, garlic...*

 

Oh the starting of a Bolognese... *flings spaghetti*...complete!