The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[Direwolf Jon]

*falls over as the sponges try to touch the floor* Gah, must go to conversation...*tries crawling with his head stuck to the floor*

[nicana]

*wheels in a barrel of bandy*

 

I hear that DJ is suffering from mad wolf disease. Give him a bandy every 5 minutes until he's back in his right mind. (lack of bandys can cause a wolf to go mad as well.)

 

 

 

 

 

                                                         Band law # 3 states that I cannot assault a senior officer without prior provocation or a declaration of a brawl. 

                                                                                                           So according to that rule it was very wrong of me to push Dice into the pool.

                                                                                                  We all know the chlorine burns his eyes and he sinks like a rock unless it's saltwater. 

                                                                                                             That also means I cannot tie his shoelaces and watch him fall on his face,

                                                                              duck tape him to a chair and tickle him with a feather or throw firecrackers at his feet and watch him dance.

                                                                                                                            That also means I cannot assault any other senior member

                                                                    by dumping ice water on their heads or cause them to slip and fall by any mysterious means or any other way of assault.

                                                                                                                        I also cannot assault a senior member by tar and feathering them.

 

                                                                              

Edited January 28, 2014 by nicana

[Direwolf Jon]

*starts to feel the sponges release the floor with the help of bandy*  brew at it's finest...

[The Bard Babe]

My boiled eggs were too boiled...   :(

 

...What's going on in here?

[Direwolf Jon]

*gets next dose of bandy and feels the sponges fall off*  ahh....just what I needed! Thanks Nica!

[Hayl3y]

now, what are we going to do with those sponges ?

[Direwolf Jon]

Um....well we could have a sponge fight and throw sponges at people.  There isn't enough to make a sponge fort though.  Maybe we could save them for the next recruit to clean the place.

[Hayl3y]

it sounds tempting, although ... i can picture myself being spotfined as soon as  the sponge would hit someone ...

[Direwolf Jon]

we could declare a sponge fight first, then you will be free of any liability of a sponge hitting anyone else.

[Hayl3y]

that sounds more like a plan !

 

*grabs a sponge*

[Direwolf Jon]

*shouts* SPONGE FIGHT!!!!!!  *picks up a sponge and throws it at the next poster*

[Hayl3y]

*ducks and send her sponge at Direwolf, who unfortunately got hit on the nose*

 

 

awwwwwwww

[Direwolf Jon]

*wiggles his nose as the sponge hits him* It kind of tickles! *throws two sponges at Chaelca*

[Jeannaisais]

*avoids getting hit*

[Hayl3y]

*feels the wet sponges htting her as she was diving behind Jea*

 

*takes the sponges back and throws them at the next poster*

[Corki]

*dodges the sponge being thrown in the direction of the doorway*

 

Blood and bloody ashes! Is that how you meet old friends around here!

[Hayl3y]

Corki ?

 

i must be hallucinating ...

 

 

u are still alive ?!?

[Jeannaisais]

Corki, that's the ONLY way to meet old friends around these parts *grabs a sponge that almost hit her and tosses it at him*

[Corki]

*catches the thrown sponge*

 

Yes, I am very much alive! Either that, or the Horn has thrown me out to this Age!

 

I thought I would pop by to see how things are now that I have finished the last book!

 

*throws the sponge at the next poster*

 

Now, someone give me a drink!

[Hayl3y]

*grabs the sponge and sends it back*

 

i'll get u some DELICIOUS flaming shots the BEST drink in the band ... after the MG brew of course

[Jeannaisais]

Hey why do you get to catch the sponge? And I haven't even finished the last book yet, still working on a reread, but that's been hard with being a first year teacher!

[Direwolf Jon]

*throws a sponge at Corki and one at Jea*  Dang it, I don't have a third to throw at Chaelca!  Good to see you around Corki.  *claps his palm buttons together and waits for two barrels of bandy*  Er...is that enough bandy for now Corki?

[Jeannaisais]

*catches the sponge and throws it back at DJ* I refuse to get hit by a sponge!

[Direwolf Jon]

*catches the sponge and tosses dozens of sponges one after the other at Jea* It is inevitable!

[Jeannaisais]

*hides under a table, quickly avoiding all of the sponges being thrown* Nope, it's not!