The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[BridMorgan]

Brew theft!! Evil, black hearted Cav brat!! That's mine and Brid's bonding present, you keep your mucky paws off. Phhfft.

 

The Pirate will be back very soon, hopefully tonight. There was a technical issue with his account but it's been sorted now.

No touchy the MG brew Dicey!  *winks*

 

Yes, technical difficulties.  *nods sagely*

 

HORN!!!  As long as I am the only official Groupie, I'll allow it. 

 

Kitteh, remove thy head frometh the guttereth! 

Edited May 17, 2013 by BridMorgan

[dicetosser1]

offers the MG brew to his newest awesome banded

[BridMorgan]

For once I think I shall pass my dear one.  You keep this one.  *g*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... um.... yeah.... the gutter thing might not be doable....

 

sorry, I'll understand if you have to unuser group me.

[F Horn of Valere]

Just make it the kind of gutter whose drainage pipe is covered then!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

um... your call, I yam what I yam

[Direwolf Jon]

You're made of yams?  

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ok, we can go with that metaphor. less likely to cause discomfort than the kitteh one.

[F Horn of Valere]

I am very partial to sweet potato... fries.

[BridMorgan]

.... um.... yeah.... the gutter thing might not be doable....

 

sorry, I'll understand if you have to unuser group me.

No worries dear, I'll probably be hanging out there with you quite a bit. ;0) Edited May 18, 2013 by BridMorgan

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

.... um.... yeah.... the gutter thing might not be doable....

sorry, I'll understand if you have to unuser group me.

No worries dear, I'll probably be hanging out there with you quite a bit. ;0)

oh, thank heavens... you had me worried... I very much like it here, but... well, you know kittehs. especially on Friday nights...

[Andrej]

*sling shots a loin cloth into the crowd*

 

Use that to cover your drainage pipe Horn!!

[Direwolf Jon]

     That was pretty good AJ! I just need a smiley that is rolling around while laughing and I'd be all set.

 

Don't most people's minds reside in the gutter?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... mines about at verbals level... we don't see many others this close to the storm sewers...

[Direwolf Jon]

Hmmm....I see. That means I have to go further into the gutter to even come within a ten foot pole of touching where your brain is.  I will work on that.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh and... lord, please forgive me for what I'm about to do... consider it a blood sacrifice...

 

*....................... deep breath ............. s.... ssss... spppp.... spills drop of precious fermented joy.... a perfect fraction of the only happiness that can always be counted on in this life.....

 

......... and sobs forever.........*

 

 

*crawls under the bar in shame and self loathing....*

 

oh... oh why... why...

 

um...

 

ow.

 

edit to make it more shameful....

 

oh... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Edited May 19, 2013 by cindy

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Hmmm....I see. That means I have to go further into the gutter to even come within a ten foot pole of touching where your brain is.  I will work on that.

... if you have one ill meet you half way.

 

after I get over this act of despair.

[Direwolf Jon]

Well I do suppose depending on who you ask, it isn't the size of the pole, it is how you use it. Others would say that the size of the pole matters.

 

*sprinkles some nip around for Kitteh*  That might help you a bit.

[BridMorgan]

 

 

.... um.... yeah.... the gutter thing might not be doable....

sorry, I'll understand if you have to unuser group me.

No worries dear, I'll probably be hanging out there with you quite a bit. ;0)

oh, thank heavens... you had me worried... I very much like it here, but... well, you know kittehs. especially on Friday nights...

 

*strokes the kitteh's head*  No worries love, you will find me residing in the gutter quite often.  I was trying to be funny, but apparently caused you worry.  For that I must give you unlimitd nip and salmon.  *nods*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*worships you as a goddess*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Well I do suppose depending on who you ask, it isn't the size of the pole, it is how you use it. Others would say that the size of the pole matters.

 

*sprinkles some nip around for Kitteh*  That might help you a bit.

*rolls in the soothing green balm for woe... crying but more interested in nacho cheese Doritos now... odd*

 

and there are much more Important things than either of those first two but...

 

my gutter is too low to visit from here.

[Direwolf Jon]

Are there some tacos mixed with the nacho cheese Doritos?

 

*tries to dig down to the gutter anyways*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

um.... you're getting there...

 

and I do not recall... but there's a half full bag of microwave popcorn in the kitchen so unless I had a visitation... I'd guess there were no Doritos either.

[F Horn of Valere]

*gasps at cindy*

 

SPOT-FINE!!!

 

You spilled it! You spilled BREW!!!! For violating Band Law, cindy, you must find the Jak o' the Shadows thread, read the instructions (in the first post), and write your very own two verses! Your topic is to be regarding the sacredness of brew.

[dicetosser1]

cindy what horn forgot to say is post a link to ure verses here when you have done them as well