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*wheels in a barrel of bandy*

 

I hear that DJ is suffering from mad wolf disease. Give him a bandy every 5 minutes until he's back in his right mind. (lack of bandys can cause a wolf to go mad as well.)

 

 

 

 

 

                                                         Band law # 3 states that I cannot assault a senior officer without prior provocation or a declaration of a brawl. 

                                                                                                           So according to that rule it was very wrong of me to push Dice into the pool.

                                                                                                  We all know the chlorine burns his eyes and he sinks like a rock unless it's saltwater. 

                                                                                                             That also means I cannot tie his shoelaces and watch him fall on his face,

                                                                              duck tape him to a chair and tickle him with a feather or throw firecrackers at his feet and watch him dance.

                                                                                                                            That also means I cannot assault any other senior member

                                                                    by dumping ice water on their heads or cause them to slip and fall by any mysterious means or any other way of assault.

                                                                                                                        I also cannot assault a senior member by tar and feathering them.

 

                                                                              

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*catches the thrown sponge*

 

Yes, I am very much alive! Either that, or the Horn has thrown me out to this Age!

 

I thought I would pop by to see how things are now that I have finished the last book!

 

*throws the sponge at the next poster*

 

Now, someone give me a drink!

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