Attention New(ish) members: Spam, thread hi-jacking, spank-inducing behaviour

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Holy crap, that's a lot of notifications.

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Need a secretary? :D

[Elgee]

Yes!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Hehe.

 

Hi, you have tried to reach Elgee, but she is occupied right now...can I take a message please?

[Lessa Nikia]

*looks at rules and falls to Elgee Sedai's feet, begs*

 

I'm sorry if I'm at fault, Elgee Sedai!

 

*cries at the Keepers feet*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*walks by with his hands in his pockets, whistling*

 

Who, me?

[Elgee]

No Brown Streak, Rae? You disappoint me! *angel face*

[Raeyn]

*rimshot* Nah, not until I get my abs toned back up. Pregnancy takes a toll on your body, and while I've just about got the weight shaken off, there's still some wiggly bits that need love!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Mmmmm wiggly bits...those are the best bits!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Yeah, Elgee, what you gotta say about that...?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*mumbles muffled words*

[Raeyn]

Is anyone else amused that this thread is quickly going the way of the spam fritter? *flees!*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Thats cos im such a spammer...wait, i mean, cos ELGEE is such a spammer...

[Lessa Nikia]

*looks up at Elgee Sedai, with tears streaming down her cheeks*

 

I am sooooo sorry Elgee Sedai. Is there anyway I can redeem myself in your eyes?

[paetric]

I'm out of the loop yet again. Haven't noticed any spamming *shrugs and chucks unfinished brownies at Raeyn*

 

STOP! *pushes palm of hand against Elgee's nose* that wasn't a complaint. Now munch this, cuz I can't and so gotta' live precariously through you. *shoves chocolate covered sugarmen in her sis's mouth*

 

And btw missy, whatya' doing setting your stuff for all those notifications anyway? No wonder I'm sick and insomniac! 't is ALL your fault! Paet is absolutely right.

 

*Marks this date down on the calendar*.

 

And shush elgee!

[Elgee]

Rae, I've been having a good old giggle because of that

 

*Eyes Lessa* ... what's wrong, little Algai? *Snuggles the wee one on her lap*

[Lessa Nikia]

*is snuggled by the Keeper Elgee Sedai*

 

I thought I did something wrong...but apartently I didn't so I'm okay now.

 

*wipes away tears, stands up beside Elgee Sedai and eyes everyone suspisiously*

[alannalynn]

Hm. I haven't seen any spam... *hides her spam behind her back and withholds laughter* None at all! Nope nope! *nods* Also, I apologize for the notification this post will bring.

 

*gives Elgee a tray of cookies*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Hm. I haven't seen any spam...

You will now.

 

*goes to Spam Alanna's PM inbox*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Hey Elgee....lookin fine today.... :D :D