Crazy Theory Time

[algspkr]

I would like to see crazy theories that are possible, but not probable. No Olver killed Asmo.

 

Mine is that Moiraine will bond Rand as her warder.

[Byzantine279]

Crazy?

 

The DO is going to turn out to just be a kid whos been poking his older brother's, the creator, stuff. Including the live world that he watches like we do TV. And when Rand tries to kill him its going to result in the DO deciding he doesn't like this game anymore and smashing it, and thus getting in trouble :P. Ohh, and the DO coming and going every time? The Aes Sedai are just coincidence, his brother is simply getting back from school and chasing him out of his room :P.

 

(Hey, it IS possible, even if the likelihood is insanely low, heck, its likely a theory in this thread that's going to be right considering nothing in the WoT can be called obvious to any normal person).

[randsc]

It drives me nuts that people have crazy theories (like the idea that Noel will be the third man, or that Moraine is being held captive, or that...) , and refuse to consider the obvious, such as the fact that Selucia is sportin' a...well, let's say sportin' a Y chromosome.

[Tom Sawyer]

I still think that Taim's Demandred despite all the mountains of indisputable evidence that contradicts this.

[waffle]

Mat is the Coramoor.

 

He´ll fulfill the Sea Folk prophecies by hiring/recruiting them to ferry the Seanchan back home to restore order after TG.

 

Oh and there will be no channeling after TG. Otherwise the Sea Folk would be pretty damn useless considering everyone will have Traveling.

 

 

e- actually, this doesn´t seem crazy/improbable at all to me anymore.

[KefkaPalazzo]

Mat is the Coramoor.

 

He´ll fulfill the Sea Folk prophecies by hiring/recruiting them to ferry the Seanchan back home to restore order after TG.

 

Oh and there will be no channeling after TG. Otherwise the Sea Folk would be pretty damn useless considering everyone will have Traveling.

 

 

e- actually, this doesn´t seem crazy/improbable at all to me anymore.

 

They're not already useless?

[water_seeker]

Mat has a daughter and names her Verin...after Verin. As a child she plays by this wierd column her father avoids like the plague. One day she's playing there and feels this wierd sensation and everything around her changes. She soon realizes that somehow she's gone back in time and finds her way to the White Tower to begin her Aes Sedai training since she knows she has to meet her father and his friends.

[Tenesmus]

Rand will die. Egwene will die. Tuon will kidnap Mat (irony) and take him to Senadar. Logain will become the first Male Amyrlin Seat in a co-ed White Tower. Demandred is massing an Army in... Rhuidean. Graendal will kill Nynaeve. Elayne will die on the walls of Caemlyn. Pretty much everyone will die; just like the movie "The Departed".

 

There is a reason RJ never killed off one of his characters, and that is because he needed to keep them around so he can kill them all off during Tarmon Gaidon.

 

One word: BLOODBATH!!!