Sanity Test

[Locke]

Step right up for the Ultra New Sanity Test, and test to see your level of sanity!!

[Red2111]

*looks around with shifty eyes for any hidden traps*

[TheMasterDude]

Wut?

 

 

Ya I couldn't think of something witty to say...

[ed2funy]

Is there insurance on your contraption? Some of us might break it....

[Locke]

Is there insurance on your contraption? Some of us might break it....

Only the extremely sane could.

 

Wut?

 

 

Ya I couldn't think of something witty to say...

Know how it feels. :-\

 

*looks around with shifty eyes for any hidden traps*

We only do traps on Tuesdays. :)

 

*tests ongoing....*

 

 

[el Nynaeve]

I don't need a test to tell me I'm insane. :P

 

Silence! I keel you!!! ;D

[Locke]

But don't you want to know just how insane you are?

 

Tall people know they're tall, but they don't necessarily know HOW tall, etc.

[el Nynaeve]

I think I already have a pretty good idea.

 

Heh, wanna hear a joke?

 

A man goes into the doctor's with a cricket ball up his arse,

 

Doctor says 'Howzat?!'

 

Man shouts 'Don't you start too!'

 

*waits to see how many people get it* I'm betting none. ;D

[Locke]

*doesn't*

[el Nynaeve]

Thought not. ;D

[Locke]

*eyes joke*

 

*tentatively pokes it to see if it's alive....*  >.>

[Talya]

*jumps up and down*

 

I get!!!

 

;D

 

I want to know how perfectly sane I am please my good man! :)

[AndrewLee]

I google'd Howzat. Still not sure what makes it funny though. Give me time. I'll figure it out. :)

[el Nynaeve]

I knew Tal would get it being English.

 

Did Google come up with a bunch of cricket sites?

[alannalynn]

I'm thinking along the lines of How's that? But I have a nice feeling that's not entirely correct. I dunno.

[AndrewLee]

I got a Wikipedia page. All the technical cricket info probably killed any joy I'd get out of the joke anyway. :D

[el Nynaeve]

*takes pity on the Americans*

 

'Howzat' is usually what the bowler in a game of cricket asks the umpire when he's appealing for a leg-before-wicket call. It used to be 'How was that?' and got shortened.

 

Lol @ Andrew. My husband was born in England and he still doesn't get cricket.

[alannalynn]

Yep, US peoples don't generally understand cricket... heck, I don't understand the rules of our OWN sports.

[Talya]

Lynn, my sweets you are correct, it's waht they shout when they think they have a man out in cricket, but that can only by from the team that is out when they think they have a man who is in, out.

 

 

[alannalynn]

I'm lost on the rules, but the only reason I got the Howzat is because I went to a ghetto school. *lips zipped* hahaa

[el Nynaeve]

To most people, it just sounds like a bowler and a wicket-keeper screaming. Or so my hubby says. :D

[Talya]

I had a father and brother that played Cricket every Sunday in the Summer...don't particularly like the game, even though we were dragged along each time!

 

This should help you...

 

[alannalynn]

Wow... Now I feel insanely special.

[el Nynaeve]

Best way to confuse Americans, that sheet. :D

 

Of course, I'm American-born and I understand cricket better than a lot of English people. ;D

[AndrewLee]

I think my brain broke.