Aust's May Blog!

[cosmicpanda]

Very funny, go read it:

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/OurCommunity/?p=551

[Amadine]

In the end Moggy, Amadine, Adella and Limi captured a few of these hirsute maidens and tried to teach the savages the ways of feminine hygiene… I last saw them sitting around beading each others’ armpit hair over in the Blight in some sisterly bonding, and so the Aiel Invasion ended with a celebration of crazy women making honking-noises with their beaded underarms.

*gasp* Adella those green beads look so pretty hanging from your armpit! They really accent the clumps of deodorant! I’m so glad we made peace with those barbarian Aiel' date=' killed them and took all their beads![/quote']

 

Aust dear... *beckons with one finger*... come here.... *STABS* :P

[LilyElizabeth]

Oh, Aust! That was priceless! Well done! *goes to clean her toys*

 

 

[Adella]

In the end Moggy, Amadine, Adella and Limi captured a few of these hirsute maidens and tried to teach the savages the ways of feminine hygiene… I last saw them sitting around beading each others’ armpit hair over in the Blight in some sisterly bonding, and so the Aiel Invasion ended with a celebration of crazy women making honking-noises with their beaded underarms.

*gasp* Adella those green beads look so pretty hanging from your armpit! They really accent the clumps of deodorant! I’m so glad we made peace with those barbarian Aiel' date=' killed them and took all their beads![/quote']

 

Aust dear... *beckons with one finger*... come here.... *STABS* :P

 

*sneaks behind Aust as Ama stabs him and adds her own dagger to visit Aust's internal organs, directly between his 5th and 6th ribs* :D

[Aust]

I heard you both coming a mile away - those armpit beads make a lot of noise!!! You'll never be able to sneak up on anyone with all that clacking!

 

;D ;D ;D

[Amadine]

Right! *pulls off armpit beads*

 

Adella! Hold him down while i thread these in his hair and secure with superglue!!! :P

[Krakalakachkn]

He might be bad at mafia, but I think he found his calling as a blogger.

 

Up next on his list, the first ever, SG Video Blog (or Vlog, if you must).

[LilyElizabeth]

It's so good to see the SG spirit alive and well. (Which Aust isn't likely to be much longer  ;))

 

[Aust]

It's so good to see the SG spirit alive and well. (Which Aust isn't likely to be much longer  ;))

 

 

Where's the fun in life if you're not living on the edge, eh Lily? lol!

 

And thanks guys!!! I had a lot of fun with it, so I hope it's a fun read ;)

 

Oh and don't be upset Ama and Adella. I find your armpit beads quite fetching!

[Little Miss]

>_> At least they were green.. Aust is just highly jealous that he doesn't have a fashion sense.. He has almost as little as the Ewok and Monkey child running around here. >_>

[Naeann]

Hahah Aust I loved it!!!  *shoots random people with her lightning*

 

Psh Limi... my ewok has GREAT fashion sense.  He just doesn't have the sense to use it.

[Little Miss]

Mores the Pity..

[Aust]

>_> At least they were green.. Aust is just highly jealous that he doesn't have a fashion sense.. He has almost as little as the Ewok and Monkey child running around here. >_>

 

Uh.. hello?? I totally rock the sport-socks and sandals combo!

[Little Miss]

Rock? Is that what they call looking like an idiot these days? hhmm.. interesting.

[Aust]

Rock? Is that what they call looking like an idiot these days? hhmm.. interesting.

 

Perhaps I will gather you four fashion-plates up to help me go shopping some time!!!   ;D Like my entourage!! I'll let you rack up my credit cards lol.

 

(really though you should see some of my coworkers.. compared to them I'm like downright trendy  ::) )

 

 

Anyhow, back to the Blog - it was really nice of pandy to let me have a crack at it, and I'm sure you all can have fun getting revenge at me for a while to come hehe! Heaven knows what else you all did with those beads!!!!!  :o

[Little Miss]

*eyes Aust* Wouldn't you like to know? ::)

[LilyElizabeth]

*is still cleaning toys*  ;) ;D