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Bonded?

 

"The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together"

 

We are all bonded  ;D Some of us have a deeper connection to Star Wars The Force than others, however...

 

*really needs to get a new bit apart from the cross out text gag*

 

*and the text size gag...

 

I mean what a waste of time reading this, let alone typing it...

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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:

God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Rest in peace, Grandpa.

 

The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.

The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

 

The next night, he heard his son praying again:

God bless Mommy and Daddy. Rest in peace, Grandma.

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.

 

Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.

And sure enough, the boy started to pray:

God bless Mommy. Rest in Peace, Daddy.

 

Now the father was beside himself.

He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.

When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

 

She was hystericl, "My day has been terrible! The milkman collapsed and died on our front step this morning!"

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