Shadow over Fiddlesmouth Game Thread [GAME OVER, TOWN WINS]

[DPR]

 

 

MY MAN! Relax youself while I pretty up this jewel fo yo pleasure...

 

*dusts off the angelina picture*

[Anoxanmore]

Oh god... who let Wes out of his cage?

[Quibby]

And am I allowed to keep him?  (Between him and Aemon, I'm going to have to buy a kennel.)

[aemonkristen]

Just promise me lots of b!@ches.

[Quibby]

You'll have Wes.  Will that be enough?

[Quibby]

Or would you like me to try to get a few more for you?  *eyes up the rest of the group and wonders how many shock collars he'll need*

[aemonkristen]

*pants in excitement, tongue hanging out of his mouth*

[Lavinya]

Hmm, don't know about shock collars, but wine should do the trick. *looks more closely* Hmm make that lots of wine.

[Quibby]

Absinthe?  Hallucinations might help...

[Anoxanmore]

Vodka does make Wes more attractive.

[Lavinya]

It is possible for Wes to become even more attractive??  :o

 

Sign me up for the vodka, baby. And make it snappy.

[Anoxanmore]

Only if you wow me with your Aes Sedai Trickery more

[Kivam]

*taps foot*

 

People, don't hold up the game.  If you have a possible night action, either submit it or tell me you aren't using it

[Verbal32]

Uh oh. My mafia team shredded your town without losing a man! I paddled your backside side so hard that it glowed red enough for you to lead Santa's sleigh! Then, in a rare moment of compassion, before the final night kill that would have clenched the win, I offered you the Pirate Roulette. The three of us revealed and tuanted you to pick the right person to heal. You had a 25% chance, and you picked he right person. I sluted you, thinking that the game was done, and then you double lost the game by note bothering to vote. I have a graphic for this...

 

You can actually post that and mean it?  Really?  You revealed?  I invite anybody to read that game (Red's Saw Mafia, btw) and see if you think DPR and Pete revealed, or if perhaps....I dunno....I made a dozen posts about how they were mafia!  You KNEW I had you.  That you would actually not even admit it is incredibly conceited.  I know you're good, damn...you've lynched me or otherwise beaten me dozens of times.  But this time I actually had you, and a certain townie never bothered to vote.  And somehow that translates into a mafia spanking?  Heh.

[Barmacral]

Can we please not argue over other mafia games in here? Its unnecessary spam.

[DPR]

 

Uh oh. My mafia team shredded your town without losing a man! I paddled your backside side so hard that it glowed red enough for you to lead Santa's sleigh! Then, in a rare moment of compassion, before the final night kill that would have clenched the win, I offered you the Pirate Roulette. The three of us revealed and tuanted you to pick the right person to heal. You had a 25% chance, and you picked he right person. I sluted you, thinking that the game was done, and then you double lost the game by note bothering to vote. I have a graphic for this...

 

You can actually post that and mean it?  Really?  You revealed?  I invite anybody to read that game (Red's Saw Mafia, btw) and see if you think DPR and Pete revealed, or if perhaps....I dunno....I made a dozen posts about how they were mafia!  You KNEW I had you.  That you would actually not even admit it is incredibly conceited.  I know you're good, damn...you've lynched me or otherwise beaten me dozens of times.  But this time I actually had you, and a certain townie never bothered to vote.  And somehow that translates into a mafia spanking?  Heh.

 

That's crazy - we had just lynched the third innocent in a row and all we had to do was nightkill one out of the four left to win. We could have done that quietly with a 75% chance of success - but instead we all three revealed by hazing you in the game. And I know that you knew I was evil - you just couldn't convince anyone else!

 

Now, about being conceited - that would only really apply if I was serious, and you know me better than that. Half of the fun is to watch people fluff themselves up on false bravado, only to turn around and do something really dumb - and I have a long and distinguished record of blunders (Which I'm sure that many players would be happy to confirm.)

 

Anyway, it all boils down to me really dying to use that Santa line, and I didn't even get any mileage out of it...sheesh.

 

*coughs*

 

I mean, Barms is right. We shouldn't talk about that here. And I for one will no longer be a part of it! No more I say! 

[Verbal32]

I had you AND Pete nailed with the code posting before any of that occured.  But will it make you feel better if we ignore that and pretend that the Santa line was awesome?  :P

[Alys Kinch]

Can we please not argue over other mafia games in here? Its unnecessary spam.

Heh. He mentions this, but none of the rest. :P

[DPR]

I know you did - but what made it great was that you couldn't get anyone else to believe you. Let's take this back too the SAW thread before the newly empowered Barmsy smites us.

 

*sends a slut to Barms*

[Barmacral]

Can we please not argue over other mafia games in here? Its unnecessary spam.

Heh. He mentions this, but none of the rest. :P

 

What? I was ok with the Vodka making Wes look hot spam, I mean, I got to learn the truth of that one the fun way.

 

I know you did - but what made it great was that you couldn't get anyone else to believe you. Let's take this back too the SAW thread before the newly empowered Barmsy smites us.

 

*sends a slut to Barms*

 

Oooh, ideas!

[Verbal32]

*watches Wes walk over to Barm*

 

What?  If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.  ;)

[Alys Kinch]

Wes has to be hot, even without the vodka... I mean, look at that avatar!

 

Now, no more spam before the overworked Kivy... You know what? Nevermind. He's already posted and not said a word. He probably needs the levity. *Waves at Mr. Mod*

[DPR]

Oh Barmy *blushes* you're going to make Quibby jealous...

 

I'm thinking of changing my handle to Hot Vodka Pirate - HVP - whadya think?

 

[Alys Kinch]

Isn't that an STD? Oh, wait, go ahead. At least you would come with advance warning. ;D

[Alys Kinch]

My joke wasn't THAT bad, was it?