What makes a Hot Thread?

[Far Dareis Mai]

...my being in it!

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOH! *dances in her awesome*

 

 

>:D

[Far Dareis Mai]

Yeah, I see those four views. Well guess what? I don't need any company for this awesome thread, because my company is all that counts!

 

*stabs viewers and non-participants of this thread*

[Kivam]

Yeah, I see those four views. Well guess what? I don't need any company for this awesome thread, because my company is all that counts!

 

*stabs viewers and non-participants of this thread*

 

Doesn't stabbing them make them participants?

[Far Dareis Mai]

No, since I'm still the only one operating on this thread.

 

And thanks for participating! You get 10 pointz.

[Barmacral]

Steamy hot? Spicy hot? Or turn on the friggin air conditioning cause its cooking in here hot?

 

I'll go with the first one. You could steam up the room with your heat.

[Krakalakachkn]

This guy

[aemonkristen]

I REALLY like watching you dance in your awesome. It is captivating the way your silky hair slides over your shoulders, the way it only allows small forbidden glimpses of your delicate face. Aaaahhh. You have no idea how much I want to slide my finger down the line of your jaw and tilt your face up to mine. To gently drown in the sea of your eyes, all cares gone. Only us. Slowly I bend my head dowmn and place a kiss on your right eye, then your left. That unique scent that us Far Daries Mai drives me mad with passion. I have to hold you in my arms, your lithe body pressed up against me. I'll take you back to my villa, where we won't be disturbed for days. There we can let our passions run free without regard to the world at large. I want to divest you of your garments using only my teeth, leaving you in  all the glory that the Creator provided you. Seeing the smooth curve of you hip and breast I can no longer contain myself. I MUST take you to my suite where I will use only the finest oils to give you the massage that you have never had, yet always needed. For hours I will rub oil into your feet, your hands, your arms, your calves, your thighs and your back. The tension is building so fast. The master bedroom awaits. Come with me, love.

[Carwyn]

I know I make a thread pretty hawt!

[Far Dareis Mai]

I REALLY like watching you dance in your awesome. It is captivating the way your silky hair slides over your shoulders, the way it only allows small forbidden glimpses of your delicate face. Aaaahhh. You have no idea how much I want to slide my finger down the line of your jaw and tilt your face up to mine. To gently drown in the sea of your eyes, all cares gone. Only us. Slowly I bend my head dowmn and place a kiss on your right eye, then your left. That unique scent that us Far Daries Mai drives me mad with passion. I have to hold you in my arms, your lithe body pressed up against me. I'll take you back to my villa, where we won't be disturbed for days. There we can let our passions run free without regard to the world at large. I want to divest you of your garments using only my teeth, leaving you in  all the glory that the Creator provided you. Seeing the smooth curve of you hip and breast I can no longer contain myself. I MUST take you to my suite where I will use only the finest oils to give you the massage that you have never had, yet always needed. For hours I will rub oil into your feet, your hands, your arms, your calves, your thighs and your back. The tension is building so fast. The master bedroom awaits. Come with me, love.

 

. . . .

 

<.<

 

I thought you were a girl. Why does your name have kristen in it?

[aemonkristen]

LMFAO

 

I just made up the name about 10 years ago when I joined another board. I liked the name Aemon (very manly name. King Aemon of Menetheren!) and Kristen...just...sorta...sounded cool..y'know?

 

 

Anyway, back to the point. Have I won your heart my fairest?

[Ashaman DeRouge]

You won the heart-shaped award for 'creepiest post by an internet stranger ever'. For February, anyway.

 

My friends fiance's name is Kristen. She isn't very good at bowling.

[Moghedian]

...my being in it!

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOH! *dances in her awesome*

 

 

>:D

 

Such a healthy level of self esteem...

[ed2funy]

Wow Aemon.

:D

[aemonkristen]

Can I link this to the greyman tasks or do I have to wait for her to ssay she liked it?

[ed2funy]

Which task?

The only one for FDM is bugging her that I remember atm. o.0

[aemonkristen]

Check again. Now it's "an ode to FDM" instead of "an ode to Roka".

[ed2funy]

Interesting...Wait for her.

God knows it was suggestive.

:D

[aemonkristen]

Imagine if no one told FDM. What must she thi nk of me!!!

[ed2funy]

I am pretty sure she knows buddy.

Don't worry.

 

No....still worry.

[Far Dareis Mai]

I have to say, for a moment I was pretty shell shocked, because nobody has ever taken a sexual stance on worship...but it worked. You successfully left me speechless for a good five minutes, followed by at least 3 or 4 minutes of high pitched giggling (and I'm not a giggler). So yeah, it worked. GM task = success. :P

[aemonkristen]

m gld y lkd. tk m lmst 1 hr 2 wrt. wntd 2 lv bg mprssn.

[Far Dareis Mai]

*continues to float on a cloud of awesome*

 

aaaand, it seems as though you are doing alright with your latest gm task, Aem. :P

[Verbal32]

It took me about 10 posts of his to realize he was doing a gm task, lol.  I even asked him if I could buy a vowel.  Doh.

 

Oh, and gnomes are hot.

[Far Dareis Mai]

It's because you have nothing but marshmallows between your ears. :P

[Verbal32]

Oh.  That actually explains quite a bit to me.  And also explains why I'm so damn good with graham crackers...