Ed2funy is the new Dreadlord Chosen

[Moghedian]

Congrats' mate!  ;D

[Ashaman DeRouge]

You know that scene in the Lion King, where Simba is trapped in the valley and theres a stampede of wild ox or something coming towards him? Remember how the camera crash zooms onto Simba's shocked face as he realises he is doomed beyond help? You know the type, where it zoom focus on Simba but de-focus's everything else around him?

 

That just happened to me.

 

(In a roundabout way, congrats ed)

[ed2funy]

lol...I was wondering where you were going with that.

:D

 

 

:)

[Kivam]

Moggy - if the Dreadie chosen is a pillow, does that make you a mattress?  :o :-* :D

[WWWwombat]

You know that scene in the Lion King, where Simba is trapped in the valley and theres a stampede of wild ox or something coming towards him? Remember how the camera crash zooms onto Simba's shocked face as he realises he is doomed beyond help? You know the type, where it zoom focus on Simba but de-focus's everything else around him?

 

That just happened to me.

 

(In a roundabout way, congrats ed)

[Far Dareis Mai]

You know that scene in the Lion King, where Simba is trapped in the valley and theres a stampede of wild ox or something coming towards him? Remember how the camera crash zooms onto Simba's shocked face as he realises he is doomed beyond help? You know the type, where it zoom focus on Simba but de-focus's everything else around him?

 

That just happened to me.

 

(In a roundabout way, congrats ed)

 

That quote did it for me. I officially like you. You should post more.

[Krakalakachkn]

oh crap

[Naeann]

There goes the neighborhood.  Congrats Ed.

[ed2funy]

Mr. Rogers died.

*nods*

 

 

[Kivam]

Ed?  Seriously?

 

Look, I'm really not joking here.  This is a bad, bad idea.  He's a decent kid, but he annoys at least 75% of the SG population, with good reason.  Ed.  Come on, Moggy.  How could you do this?  Honestly, this is exactly why 15 year old girls shouldn't be put in charge of factions.

[ed2funy]

Excuse me?

 

>:(

You can say whatever you want about me, but really?

*respect falls through the floor*

[Kivam]

Excuse me?

 

>:(

You can say whatever you want about me, but really?

*respect falls through the floor*

 

Look, I'm not saying this to be hurtful, but yes, really. 

[ed2funy]

*respect is gone from sight*

 

[Far Dareis Mai]

Are you just gonna take that from a level 2? Why would you respect his puny Sedai butt? Enforce your position cur, and if he keeps it up, discipline.

 

It's how we roll, here.

[cosmicpanda]

*watches with interest*

[WWWwombat]

Kivam also forgot to add that she's a sheep-loving Kiwi.  Sorry Pandy, someone had to do it.

[WWWwombat]

I'm not really sorry though.  You know your country is fail when its nationals are equated with birds that can't fly.

[ed2funy]

hmmmm....new power...

 

*stabs Kivam in the neck...with a rusty knife*

Guess I should do something....

Come Kivam...show me your dungeons.

*takes Kivam to the crap hole he calls home and cuts him into pieces*

You wait here.

 

*grabs Wombat and shoves his own head so far up his own a$$, he finds some sense*

Smells like home up there?

*ties Wombat up with flows of Air*

Maybe you will learn if you stay up there for awhile.

[WWWwombat]

Couldn't come up with anything better, huh?  Typical unimaginative right wing trash.  I'd do something dire to you but you're not worth the time.  Moggy may be a vile Kiwi, but you're a Kiwi turd.  A small bird pellet not even worth the time it would take to scrape you off my shoe.  How many "favors" did you have to perform to get that Chosen position?

[Far Dareis Mai]

I'm sorry...did I just hear a Ful squeal? I must be imagining things.

 

*slaps a furry rhinestone collar on Batty*

 

You are my prisoner. *nods*

[WWWwombat]

I'll gladly be your prisoner, Great Mistress.  Please say there's going to be torture involved.

[ed2funy]

Right-wing? That seriously has nothing to do with this atm.

 

Now....

I could barely hear you with your head up there.

*eviscerates the ful*

There, I can see your ridiculous face.

*channels Kivams body parts to Wombat*

Here, you two can get to know each other better than your hand knows your lonely privates.

*compounds the Kiv/bat pile of trash into a small cube*

 

EDIT: Separates Wombat from pile...all yours. ;D

 

 

[cosmicpanda]

*shoves a sheep up Wombat's behind*

 

Poetic justice!

[WWWwombat]

Kiwis probably shouldn't bring up sheep and behinds in the same sentence.

[cosmicpanda]

Why not?

 

*smiles sweetly*