Plans to balefire the world

[Steel Axe]

ok everyone this is plan 83 to balefire the world, I've done it successfully 3 times so far, but everytime it manages to come back. So this time I figured I would hold open auditions for anyone interested in assisting in balefiring the world. Those who help get to save people they choose.

[twinflower]

*shakes head*

 

Now remember..you only get to balefire the world on tuesdays...so be sure to include that in your interviews...

 

*grins*

[Steel Axe]

of course...

 

*makes sure to make the interviews and plans secret*

[twinflower]

like that'll work....*grins*

 

*sets up appts for Mr. Balefire*

[Steel Axe]

*hands twinnie a brocure with all the information about balefire and and how to channel it and why the world should be destroyed and why pizza is the best food ever*

 

here is our information packet, thank you for signing up, a representitive will get in touch with you in the next 6-8 weeks, or at some other time either before that or afterthat, long live beuracracy

[twinflower]

*arches eyebrow and gives steelie the look, twapping him with the brocure*

 

I am not signing up!!!! I am screening applicants...

[Steel Axe]

what, like a psych or drug test? that will rule out pretty much everyone who would apply

[KellySedai]

Uh... drug test??

 

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Nevermind.... :twisted:

[Jhaenara]

Kelly!

[KellySedai]

Hey girl! I'm in flashchat if you wanna talk abit! :D *hugs back*

[Jhaenara]

D'oh, I missed you. I usually keep myself in there unless I get too many things going. So I guess the comp is up and running... yaaay :D

[U4ea]

*shakes her head* balefiring, again? *sighs*

 

Alright, make sure you get a good assistant. I don't want to be cleaning up after ya'll...

[twinflower]

*winks at my SisterTwin*

 

Don't worry I am his self appointed administrative assistant...it will be organized chaos..*nods*

 

No not a drug or psych screen...a Twinnie test..*chews on pencil*

 

hmm questions....Do you hear voices? more than one?

How are your Tuesdays? busy or open?

Have you ever used balefire before?

Anyone in particular you want to save?

How do you feel about bathrooms?

[Steel Axe]

we are saving a bathroom, and a kitchen, but no closet this time

[twinflower]

right just the neccessities....

[Steel Axe]

that and the evil closet manages to save the world every time

[twinflower]

definitly no closet then...there are some we do want to disappear...

 

*looks up from notes*

 

any other specifications?

[Steel Axe]

umm anyone who joins must be crazy, and the official test to that is if they understand what i'm talking about 90% of the time.

[son of battles]

I think i meet that requirement.. steel always makes sense

 

My Tuesdays are always open

 

Bathrooms are good

 

I've never heard a voice that is worth answering

 

*hopes I qualify*

[twinflower]

*takes down notes on application*

 

Very good Mr. Battles...I think you may just fit the requirements...*tilts head* you understand steelie? Very good qualifications....

 

I will inform Steelie and see if he wishes a further interview..thank you for you time...

 

STEEELIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think we found one....

[son of battles]

*waits with mounting anticipation*

[Steel Axe]

as long as you know how to balefire, and have no problems with ending the world. wow i have pretty easy requirements.

[twinflower]

*grins*

 

Mr. Battles have you had balefire experience?

 

of course we can take care of that in the balefire practice next tuesday at ohhh fivish? then we can all have tea...

[Steel Axe]

*channels several balls of balefire and starts to juggle them, waiting for more people to sign up*

[son of battles]

I have no balefire experience so to speak..

 

I will do my best to be here around 5, but i may be busy after all.

 

If not, then the world will meet it's doom! :twisted: :evil: :evil: