Bela

[Hybrid]

This is getting out of control.  Can Mr Ares contain the madness?

[Padraic_Seebrr]

I was wondering when you would show up Ares.

[OptimusPrime]

I was wondering when you would show up Mr Ares.

 

CORRECTED FOR YOU! Hahaha

[sketching sedai]

Hybrid, Mr Ares, you two are way too uptight. Just let it go...let it go and loosen up...     

 

...Purple haze all in my brain

Lately things just dont seem the same

Actin funny, but I dont know why

scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around

Dont know if Im comin up or down

Am I happy or in misery?

What ever it is, that horse put a spell on me...

 

 

[Phariah]

* Bela prances forth to defend the faithful from Mr. Are's chaotic barrage of bullets *

Bela than says " neigh neigh leave my people be "

 

all is well once more in Belaland

[WWWwombat]

Bela haters make me think of that poor horse in Animal Farm :(

[sketching sedai]

* Bela prances forth to defend the faithful from Mr. Are's chaotic barrage of bullets *

Bela than says " neigh neigh leave my people be "

 

all is well once more in Belaland

Bela haters make me think of that poor horse in Animal Farm :(

 

Hahaha both of you now qualify for the Bela society. Sign up from 10.00am in Mr Ares’ back garden. 

Warning! Queuing to Signup maybe the last thing you ever do.   

 

[Mr Ares]

This is getting out of control. Can Mr Ares contain the madness?

Perhaps if I unleash some of my own...

 

* Bela prances forth to defend the faithful from Mr. Are's chaotic barrage of bullets *

Bela than says " neigh neigh leave my people be "

 

all is well once more in Belaland

That i's quite po's'sibly the wor'st placement of an apo'strophe I have ever 'seen on thi's board. And Sheeeeeeit, that horse get in the way of my bullets, that horse be dead.

 

Bela haters make me think of that poor horse in Animal Farm :(

I always thought Mollie was the sensible one - after all, she leaves, doesn't get worked as hard, and gets pretty ribbons. What's not to like?

 

Hahaha both of you now qualify for the Bela society. Sign up from 10.00am in Mr Ares’ back garden. 

Warning! Queuing to Signup maybe the last thing you ever do.

Beware of the tortoise.

 

Hybrid, Mr Ares, you two are way too uptight. Just let it go...let it go and loosen up...

No. We must fight for good humour to once again be found on this site. We will not let the same tired, boring old joke run on and on unchallenged.

 

...Purple haze all in my brain

Lately things just dont seem the same

Actin funny, but I dont know why

scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around

Dont know if Im comin up or down

Am I happy or in misery?

What ever it is, that horse put a spell on me...

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

[Padraic_Seebrr]

Wow two poems in one thread? This thread is now pure win.

[OptimusPrime]

All this talk of poems made me think of something I posted in another thread. Check these lyrics out for relevance to Wheel of Time. Its from Incubus, Penduluous Threads, of the album Light Grenades.

 

VERSE 1

 

On a burning bridge, your options are minimal at best

Depending on where you’re standing

And how much breath is in your chest

If it came down to it

Would you high-tail home and hide?

Or dance on fire and enjoy the ride?

 

Imagine that to be what Ishamael sang to himself. (Hows that for loony). He realizes that this bridge will be destroyed when the Dark One wins and decides its the only way to end the war. So he coincedently decides to dance on fire and, well, ends up with fire in his mouth and eyes.

 

VERSE 2

 

At the heart of it all

Is that innermost, your fiery core

There’s an amassing armor and it’s building you into a bore

Life’s a match in a gas tank

Don’t ever mourn the ebbing tide

Just dance on fire and enjoy the ride

 

Moridin to Rand. Lifes a match in a gas tank, it'll explode anytime. Why not have some fun beforehand? Dont mourn the ebbing tide, all those women all collateral damage. Join the Shadow and love it!

[1eric408]

I apoligize to everyone for starting this madness

 

[sketching sedai]

I apoligize to everyone for starting this madness

It’s too late for apologies now. Let the lady of chaos rule!

 

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant...

Player player

 

Wow two poems in one thread?

Possibly the two sickest, gnarlyist, gangsterist poems known to man...and woman. 

Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hSW67ySCio

 

There ain’t no party like Bela’s tea paartay!  ;D 

[Mr Ares]

Wow two poems in one thread? This thread is now pure win.

And all we needed to do was get the thread away from tedious equine humour.

 

Has he lost his mind?

Can he see or is he blind?

Can he walk at all?

Or if he moves will he fall?

 

Check these lyrics out for relevance to Wheel of Time. Its from Incubus, Penduluous Threads, of the album Light Grenades.

Do we have to? Can't we restrict this to good bands?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hSW67ySCio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8

[OptimusPrime]

Who do we think would get the better in a rap battle, the Rhymenoceros or Asmodean?

 

I think Lans pet belt knife would win

[sketching sedai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8

 

Have you even been told that your ass is too big?

Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?

Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?

Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?

Once again, they forgot about J

Were you ever called homo ’cause at school you took drama?

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

Tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper

I’m cryin’ tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper

 

player? You’re more sensitive than I am.

Who do we think would get the better in a rap battle, the Rhymenoceros or Asmodean?

Rhymenoceros.  Asmo’s a poser. I bet he still lived at home with his mum before he got sealed. ;D This is asmo rapping: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvp_tqOmR2M&NR=1

 

Rhymenoceros raps about having tea with his grandma. A true gangster.

 

And OP, you gotta hear bela freestyle.  ;D

 

[WWWwombat]

Mr. Ares, let's try to stay on topic.

[Mr Ares]

Have you even been told that your ass is too big?

No.

Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?

No.

Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?

No.

Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?

No.

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?

No.

Were you ever called homo ’cause at school you took drama?

No.

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

No.

 

And OP, you gotta hear bela freestyle.  ;D

We were doing so well. *Kneecaps sketching sedai*

 

Mr. Ares, let's try to stay on topic.

No. The topic is awful, and every effort must be taken to divert attention away from it and towards something more interesting. Possibly even going so far as to provide jokes that are actually funny. Speaking of which: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8ZnQ95cKk

[sketching sedai]

Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?

No.

that bad was it.

 

every effort must be taken to divert attention away from it and towards something more interesting. Possibly even going so far as to provide jokes that are actually funny. Speaking of which: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8ZnQ95cKk

 

That’s funny? Mr Ares, let me show you a little something...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5bhfOusXg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiDpUri1a0E

 

You can thank me in your next post.

 

We were doing so well.

I thought so too. Was it something I said?

 

Long live Bela

 

 

[Mr Ares]

that bad was it.

No basis for comparison. Or too polite.

 

That’s funny?

Yes. The Two Ronnies are very funny, as everyone with a sense of humour knows.

Mr Ares, let me show you a little something...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5bhfOusXg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiDpUri1a0E

 

You can thank me in your next post.

I see no reason why I should. You didn't post anything funny.

[sketching sedai]

No basis for comparison. Or too polite.

“That was alright”. The truth. “That was mind-blowing”. A Lie. Silence... Never bodes well.

All the above. The truth. Trust me.

Being told your mediocre is a good sign. 

 

Yes. The Two Ronnies are very funny, as everyone with a sense of humour knows

If you’re not English, you should be.       

 

I see no reason why I should. You didn't post anything funny.

Then tell me, how crude is your sense of humour? I was gonna show you the A material but settled for C. you find The Two Ronnies funny. I didn’t want to give you an early heart attack.    

 

Do you wanna add the Bela joke or shall I.....................................................................................

...I’m going to take that as a no. 

 

Bela’s the creator!

 

[OptimusPrime]

Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?

No.

that bad was it.

 

Dear Big Bang Theory I laughed my head off when I read that.

[Padraic_Seebrr]

Wow two poems in one thread? This thread is now pure win.

And all we needed to do was get the thread away from tedious equine humour.

 

Has he lost his mind?

Can he see or is he blind?

Can he walk at all?

Or if he moves will he fall?

 

Check these lyrics out for relevance to Wheel of Time. Its from Incubus, Penduluous Threads, of the album Light Grenades.

Do we have to? Can't we restrict this to good bands?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hSW67ySCio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8

 

Come to think of it Mr.Ares, Rand could very well be the subject of Iron Man. Think about it. "Has he lost his mind" Yes. "Can he see or is he blind?" By the end of the series he will be a blind beggar. "Can he walk at all" blind beggar with a cane, also when he channels he can't walk at first. "Or if he moves will he fall" He falls from when he channels!

[Phariah]

Iron Man - Warpigs - Wizard, ;D all have seemed like WoT songs to me

 

oh and to stay on topic

 

it's been said that the wolves will be there in TG, but don't forget that Bela will lead the farm animal army in TG too. there will be revenge for perverting animals into trollocs !!    :P ::)

 

* puts on body armor so Mr. Ares can't kneecap me *

 

 

[OptimusPrime]

Bela, as True Power user, is more than half mad and less than half horse. She doesnt have kneecaps anymore.

 

Also, Bela is the reason  why Wally and Waldo are hiding.

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Original poster, are your questions about Bela answered?