So, I went to the dentist today

[Dunbar]

And there two small holes in my teeth!

 

They decided to whatever it is they do to one of 'em today, and it was freaky as hell. All the drilling and the sounds and the madness.

 

Anyhow, they gave me some sort of anesthesia (!?!?!?! IS THIS WHAT IT'S CALLED!?) and now I can't feel the left side of my face. It's pretty neat, really. When I breathe through my nose, my right nostril will dilate (BECOME BIGGER!?) whilst my left one won't, and will actually squeeze shut because of the air coming in. It's a pretty gnarly sight.

 

So yeah

 

Demi out

[Far Dareis Mai]

Novacaine?

 

And I have a similar appointment on Monday. I've got my first cavities. :(

[damane]

Well at least it's not false teeth

[Twitchy]

Yeah, for dentistry its Novocaine.

But dilate is correct!

[Dunbar]

Woot!

 

But yeah, it's coming off now, I can feel my cheek again

[Twitchy]

When I got Novocaine, my right side of my tongue was all numb, and so I bit it when eating. A lot. When it wore off, it hurt lots, and probably had bite marks.

[Dunbar]

I wish I could keep that stuff

 

imagine the good times

[Twitchy]

Idea!

You could put it parts of privateness, and go for HOURS.

 

[Barmacral]

I have to visit the dentist next week, I'm desperately hoping for no cavities, cause I hatehatehate that needle they stick in your face.

[Haxorsist]

I held a sawed off foot today. That was cool.

[Emperor]

I held a sawed off foot today. That was cool.

 

For some reason I am now checking news sites for some new murder story...

[damane]

Laughing gas is really fun

[Dunbar]

Wait, it wasn't yours, right hax?

[Canukistani]

i have to go to the dentist today.  like in 30mins i have to head out.  i'm getting fitted for dentures.

[Haxorsist]

Wait, it wasn't yours, right hax?

 

I don't know whose it was, but it wasn't mine.

[Canukistani]

and i'm back.  i have groves cut into my teeth for the wires of the partial dentures to clip into.  going back next thursday for a fitting of the wax models of my 2 partials.

[Twitchy]

Hax, I thought you were going to law school...

Why da eff were you holding a sawed off foot?

 

[Haxorsist]

I am. I'm taking a course in 'making an offer you can't refuse'.

 

Ok, I work at a hospital during the summers.

[damane]

Were they able to sew it back on?

[Haxorsist]

No they were the ones who sawed it off.

[Dunbar]

I bet you pretended to be a surgeon

 

 

[damane]

or maybe a sturgeon.