Kath, was I on drugs back then or what?

[claireducky]

So, I was trying to find an old bio and I found a Spymaster report I wrote for Justen way back when I was an accepted.  Here are some selected passages:

 

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Kat was attacked by a passionate Sudanese man…he kissed her on the lips and whispered sweet nothings in her ear…till she whapped him over the head with her attaché case.  For those inquiring minds and nosy people out there, here is a transcript of the conversation, recorded by an informant of mine:

 

Sudanese Man (SM): “Oh my dahhhlink…come to the casbah with me…”

Kat: “Um..how about No?”

SM: *ignores her statement and keeps kissing her*

Kat: “Hey, would you mind stopping that?  You are smearing my makeup…”

SM:  “Oh, but how can I resist your utter beauty?  You must come back to Sudan with me and be my oppressed sex slave for life!  I pay with pudding!”

Kat:  “No way, buster…hey…did you say pudding?”

SM: *nods emphatically and produces a chocolate pudding cup*

Kat: “OOH!”  *snatches the pudding* “Well, maybe….wait! What am I thinking!  I already GET pudding for life at DM!”  *stands up slowly*

SM:  “Where are you going?!”

Kat: “Um….”  *thawaps him with attaché case*  “Bye!” *runs off cackling madly, clutching the pudding to her chest*

SM: *shrugs and sighs*  “You cannot run, my dahlink..”  *hops after her leisurely, Pepe Le Pew style*

 

To be continued…..

 

 

There are some newbies at the WT…as usual, they were promptly pounced by members of all the Ajahs, and inundated with bribes and other such stuffage to try to bring the new chicas to their respective colors.  I was too late to get in on this bombardment of propaganda, but I will be sure to get in on the next one…I have a secret weapon in my brownish arsenal…*holds up her recipe for chocolate Jello shots*

 

Kairina brought up the subject that Politicians are stupid.  *nods*  Aya backed her up by giving us this short lesson in Latin:

 

“The word ‘politics’ is such a lovely usage of Latin-- ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking insects’...”

 

Kat began to talk about the new raising system….then she digressed into a conversation about porn and Justen…then she came back to her senses, realized what she had been talking about, and edited her post.  She blames it on Paige, but WE all know the truth…

 

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Hope you guys enjoyed this blast from the past!

 

Claire

[Elgee]

I enjoyed that tremendously  ;D

[Raeyn]

 

*smiles*  We had such fun in those days... was that pre-split?

[claireducky]

Oh yes... wayyyy before the split.

 

Claire

 

[JenniferL]

I'm so glad my sexual assault in a public place brings you so much joy. =)

 

For those who weren't around when I shared this particular anecdote, a few years ago I was chatted up by a man who claimed to be a Sudanese refugee while I was waiting for my ride at a train station. He proposed marriage to me and then stuck his tongue in my mouth. I told him that made me uncomfortable (it was like talking to a ten year old) and asked him to leave me alone. It was a very strange experience and I'm not traumatized or anything. It's just an odd thing to make jokes about.

 

And Paige totally did edit porn into my posts.

[Jaydena]

Oh wow that is crazy, I can't believe that actually happened to you Kath. *tries not to laugh at the post*

[claireducky]

As it's been 7 years or so since I was an Accepted, I sure didn't remember the context the post came from.

[Dwynwen]

I'm so glad my sexual assault in a public place brings you so much joy. =)

 

For those who weren't around when I shared this particular anecdote, a few years ago I was chatted up by a man who claimed to be a Sudanese refugee while I was waiting for my ride at a train station. He proposed marriage to me and then stuck his tongue in my mouth. I told him that made me uncomfortable (it was like talking to a ten year old) and asked him to leave me alone. It was a very strange experience and I'm not traumatized or anything. It's just an odd thing to make jokes about.

 

And Paige totally did edit porn into my posts.

 

Yikes, how creepy!

 

Nowadays, we all know that you would put the porn in your own posts.  :P

[JenniferL]

As it's been 7 years or so since I was an Accepted, I sure didn't remember the context the post came from.

 

Don't worry, I'm not upset you brought it up. I just thought it was odd. =)

 

Living with Paige induced MUCH more trauma in my life.

[Raeyn]

 

Nothing wrong with a nostalgia trip!

[Taya]

Heehee oh my gosh!

 

That reminds me a little of this time I went clubbing for a friend's 30th birthday and this African guy insisted that I dance with him... it was NOT a mars bar I was feeling I can assure you ;)

 

There is actually a photo of me pulling a face (that says "HELP!") while dancing with this guy. ;)

 

My mum happened to be there that night as it was HER friend's 30th too, and she thinks the guy asked her permission to marry me ;)

[Jaydena]

LOL and you don't seem to be to messed up by it Kath, you did go on to marry quite the studmuffin. *G*

[Samuraiflip05]

So I laughed, then I  :o, then I laughed some more.

[Shecky alGreen]

*snort*

[Nephitess]

Oh Gosh!! That is a weird experience for sure Kath. Good thing nothing bad came of it. *nods*

 

Thanks for the giggle Claire! :)