All your butts are belong to me!

[Nynaeve]

So how have you been reyler? Havent seen you in ages

[reyler]

My allotment of physical and psychological defects is on the upswing, so, that's exciting.

[Nynaeve]

Well just keep your chin up. That will either help or give you more physical defects.

[reyler]

But then I shan't be able to see my feet! 

[Nynaeve]

And that's.... bad?

[reyler]

HOW AM I TO TIE MY SHOES

 

YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS ONE THROUGH DID YOU

 

*kneecaps you*

[Nynaeve]

You tie your own shoes? Peasant

[reyler]

FRENCH REVOLUTION *guillotines Nyn*

[Nynaeve]

I hope that was around my neck level and not lower, otherwise you'll prolly get your revolt lol

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[Nynaeve]

Your repeated attempts to maim me are heartwarming though. I can tell you missed me. <3

[reyler]

Yes, yes, Nyn = boobs, I know the math   

[Nynaeve]

Yes, yes, Nyn = boobs, I know the math   

 

Don't sully my boobs with math.   :P

[reyler]

*has a Sharpie and the Pythagorean Formula and isn't afraid to use them*

[Nynaeve]

Oh, you're one of those. Okay.

[reyler]

*does breaks the beehive over your head*

[Nynaeve]

I have no idea what that means. I'll aasume it's bad.

[reyler]

It means your head is covered in bees who are angry at you because they're bees

[Nynaeve]

Bees dont have to be angry but i could see how id bring it out in them =)

[reyler]

Also having their house broken over your head could have something to do with it.

[Nynaeve]

Poor homeless bees

[Ireond]

They cause me to break out in Hives.

[Shad_]

I claim three butts.

[reyler]

You ain't claim nothin' here, child, all these butts do belongs to me

 

Also it's nice to see you back around here, Sir Alvin, but you weren't even trying with that pun

[Ireond]

What can I say, reyler.  My mind has grown rusty and dull through lack of use.

And yes, considering the state it was in before that's saying something.

[reyler]

Put yer brain to the grindstone, boy