All your butts are belong to me!

[LedZepMan]

They're right next to the Cellos. In fact, upon finding them, one could also gesture dramatically and go "viola!". But that's just a bass assumption to string someone along. It'll all end in tears and violins.

I love this. It broke my heart and my head.

[Shad_]

You have taken my freedom, but you cannot steal my pride.

[reyler]

I'd need to be convinced it exists, first.

[Shad_]

Well, you can't steal my corn flakes at least. They're booby trapped.

[LedZepMan]

Boobies?

[reyler]

Goddammit Lizzie stop buttering your depth charge when there's people around

[Shad_]

Deadly boobies.

[LedZepMan]

Goddammit Lizzie stop buttering your depth charge when there's people around

I can usually follow what your getting at, but ya lost me here

[Shad_]

butts + butts = ?

[reyler]

It's too early in the century for math

[Shad_]

Unfortunate.  I'll check in again in 2020.

[reyler]

Too bad, my vision isn't good enough for that

[Shad_]

I'll see what you did there once I put my contacts in.

[reyler]

We've secretly replaced Shad's contact lenses with angry prawns - let's see if he notices the difference.

[LedZepMan]

Prawns..............

 

 

Shrimps?

[Shad_]

Not quite.

 

Shrimp have branching gills, a side plate that overlays segments in front and behind, and carry their eggs outside of their bodies beneath their tails.

Prawns have lameller gills, side plates that overlap tile-like from front to back, and carry their eggs inside their bodies near their tails.

[LedZepMan]

Why do you know this?

[Shad_]

Induction.  There are no eggs in my eyes.

[LedZepMan]

..............

 

Soooooooooooooooo

 

Since I have no idea what you just said, how's about The Dark Tower eh?

[reyler]

I thought everyone knew marine biology - it's the Woi Barrah discipline, yanno.

[LedZepMan]

I live 1200 miles from the nearest ocean

[Shad_]

Wut? Wyoming has lovely beaches.

 

[reyler]

Too much Capri Sun.

[Shad_]

Litter bugs.....

[reyler]

Oh, have we moved on to entomology now?