CoL Bus Tour- Kin you be my fwiend?

[Barmacral]

*beeps the horn*

 

Everybody out! We're off to the races! Or the Kin! Or just to bug Lor!

[Moghedian]

*Leaps out*

*Sees the...*

It cannot be...

THE SUN!!!  :o

*Sets up an umbrella, brings out the sunglasses and lies down*  ;)

[U4ea]

*smirks* You can try to bug Lor, if you like, babe. I promise to only remember I can channel when you truly deserve it. ;)

 

Welcome White Cloaks! *smirks* How many people actually say that?

[Barmacral]

Generally not those who admit to channeling. *waves over the questioners*

[_Kynwric_]

Just don't forget her Warder hangs out here too...

 

Now I believe you were unloading?

[Justen Diablos]

*hears the horn honk and wakes up*

 

How long was I asleep?  What? I missed half the trip, and I think Paityr was drooling on me.  *makes a note to set Paityr traps about himself if he ever sleeps on the CoL bus again*

 

Anywhooo.  I'm drunk.  Who are you.

 

*waves*

 

JD,

Slightly intoxicated since roughly 2 hours ago.

[Samuraiflip05]

*Hammers a welcome sign into the ground*

 

 

Hello, CoL.

[Loreina]

*paints the CoL symbol on the sign and trims it with tinsel*   

[Cadsuane]

*hands JD a towel for the Paityr drool* Keep it, I have plenty. I've learned I need to keep a good supply of those around precisely for that purpose.

 

 

Erm, hello Kin. We, the CoL, have come to exact the justice channelers such as yourselves truly deserve. Barm and his very own special squad of "questioners" will put you to the question, as is their job, evidenced by the name "questioners," which I hope you were able to puzzle out on your own, because if not I might just have to give up now.

 

The question is: How much of Barm's very special brand of unfunniness can you take?  He and his merry band will attempt to entertain and amuse you, but fail miserably, as is their lot in life. During this process, myself, Hax, and those three hookers that follow him around will be taking notes on your suffering to be reported in future case studies. The Randland Institutional Review Board has required that you give informed consent for your participation in the study, so please sign here, here, initial here, sign here, enter your social security number and mother's maiden name here, initial here, and sign and date the bottom.

[U4ea]

*eyes Barmy* Oh, bring it on. Am I suppose to hold out without laughing?

 

*eyes the paperwork and fills it out, minus the ssn and mother's maiden name, adding 123-45-6789 and Jessice Rabbit in the appropriate slots*

[Barmacral]

Well now Kin, you just got saved by Cads. Here I was gonna poke you until you went nuts. Now I'm gonna poke Cads til she admits that she thinks I'm funny.

 

*pokes Cads repeatedly*

[Cadsuane]

I thought we agreed you wouldn't do that in public anymore, dear.

[Samuraiflip05]

*Eats popcorn and enjoys the show.*  ;D

[Moghedian]

*Steals popcorn then returns to sunbathing*  ::)

[Samuraiflip05]

*Wonders how Moggy can sunbathe under a giant umbrella?*  ???

[Moghedian]

Admires her umbrella that once was a cocktail umbrella before she saved it from the 'bad' place... ;)

[Loreina]

During this process, myself, Hax, and those three hookers that follow him around will be taking notes on your suffering to be reported in future case studies.

::)

*tosses away her half-smoked cigarillo, straightens the seams on her black fishnet hose, checks to make sure her pink satin garter belt isn't showing below the hem of her tight, black satin miniskirt, brushes the cigar ashes off her purple, fake-fur vest, all the time muttering in her best Marlene Dietrich voice: "Hax, sweetie, you want me and the girls to take notes, you got to pay extra."

 

 

[Barmacral]

We did? Was that the part before or after you refused to show me your legs?

[Cadsuane]

You're never going to let that go, are you?  ;)

[U4ea]

*shakes her head* they never do, dear, they never do.

[_Kynwric_]

*sighs* Ah well...

[Barmacral]

I think the scene went something like this...

 

What? Your not gonna show me your legs! NO! Yes you will! Yes she will, she'll come around, I'll get to see them. Yes Barm, your right man, Cads'll come around, it'll be ok, just give it a little time.

 

That stupid witch. I should burn her, $$^(&%(&legs$^%(*^()&$#%(() @#@_))^%# ^&*)^%# ^(*&#^)($ _(*&_#% +*#* %%$@$# ^&%#@cads ^% &*#@%$@  @#$$!@

 

*bawls* Noooooooooo.... why? Why did you do this to me? Why god? What did I do? *weeps some more* she's a meanie *sobs* My life is ruined!

 

Well shit, guess I'm outta luck. Maybe I'll try for Lor's legs next. *turns around and walks into a wall that turns out to be Kyn*

 

Well crap.

[Moghedian]

*Decides to go and watch the show with Sam*

All this over seeing someone's legs... ::)

*Keeps hers covered*  ;)

 

[_Kynwric_]

*looks down at Barm and grins ferally* Going somewhere?

[Loreina]

*smirks* Looks like he's goin' nowhere, fast!  :D