Newbie Mafia: Drums of the Tiki Gods-Uh-Oh!

[DPR]

 

Current Vote Count:

 

May (3) - Vemy, Verb, Nae

 

With 8 players, it takes 5 to lynch.

[Leelou]

I'm not really convinced about [glow=red,2,300]May[/glow] being mafia, but since I worked over 12 hours yesterday I really didn't have time to go through the game properly and I do not want a random lynch from the Mod.

[DPR]

 

Current Vote Count:

 

May (4) - Vemy, Verb, Nae, Leelou

 

With 8 players, it takes 5 to lynch.

 

The deadline is in around 6 hours or so

[DPR]

 

KRA-KOW!!!

 

YOU DARE TO ENRAGE THE VOLCANO GOD!

 

The voice is huge, echoing all over the island.

AHHHHHHHHHH! Everyone screams. Even their screams scream. AHHHHHHHH!

Then, in mid-scream, one is cut off. AHHH....Uhh.

An explosion blinds everyone with brightness, and when your eyes finally re-focus and can see again, a smoldering black spot is all that remains of Krugster.

 

KRUGSTER, AN INNOCENT, HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY THE VOLCANO GOD

 

Then the drums kick in....

Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-Boom-chaka-rattle rattle

And the insane laughing screams.....

AIIIYYYEEEEAAA HAAAA HA HA HA!

Tiki Gods are all over the place! More than three, they seem to be multiplying and materializing out of thin air!

And the drums! The drums get louder!

Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

In a delerium of terror, you run to hide, and dash right into Krugster's hut.

Where all of the members of the village are tossing things around in a panic.

You shout, "Are you all looking for a place to hide?"

In unison they answer, "No!" "We know he has a stash of cocunuts here somewhere.....!"

It's all too much. The darkness closes in and you are out for the count.

 

It is now night 4. Please turn in your night actions.

[Vemynal]

oh god damn it

[krugster]

Dang, oh well I guess it happens. Go Innocents

[DPR]

 

KA-TOOOM!

 

You come awake, sprawed all over the floor, and a cold realization slaps you in the face.

You passed out before you even got a coconut.

Man! Everybody else is laying over tables, couches, futons, and hammocks, and you realize that Krugs had a serious stash packed away. Then you realize that despit a million places to crash, you had never even been invited to one of his parties. Well, good. You are glad he's gone. And good riddance. You head over to the firdge for a snack - its not like he's going to need it!  And you see the others, all straight-faced and glum. You take a quick look around. Daeterion is gone.

 

DAETERION, AN INNOCENT, HAS BEEN SACRIFICED.

 

You cry out "Oh my god! They took Dae!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, they took Dae. So waht? You know what else they took? The rest of the cocnuts!  That's what! Now what do you figure a bunch of Tiki gods and a Volcano god want with our coconuts? Hmmmm?

It's all too much for you. Your vision grows dark and you pass right back out.

 

It is now day 5. The remaining players are Vemy, Kara J, Leelou, Verbal23, Mayleigh, and Naeann. With 6 players, it takes 4 to lynch. 

[Kara_J]

*runs in* I didn't forget about this thread honest!!  :-[

 

I think we should vote May again.. so i'm voting [glow=red,2,300]May[/glow]

[Daetirion]

Oh dammit

 

There i went, making the effort to read all them pages i missed while i was on LOA, only to find i'd been sacrificed on the last flipping page

 

ahh well

 

Not looking good for us Innocents, but here's wishing you good luck

[DPR]

 

Hey, I wanted to tell you that your sacrifice was strategic, which could have happened to anyone. If anyone had voted for you, I would have reminded them that you were away.  I have another game starting roday (Streets of NYC) if you want to sign up, but you have to do it fast (by 12 pm EST) because roles and alignments are going out. Cheers.

[Naeann]

[glow=red,2,300]May[/glow]

[Vemynal]

[glow=red,2,300]May[/glow]

[Mayleigh Aes Sedai]

wll I havent been here and havent relly been following things RL stuff so ill help yas! althought i am innocent May

 

Have fun guys!!

[DPR]

Whoomp!

 

You hear a giggle, but May is gone in a cloud of smoke. You didn't even have a chance to drag her to the sacrificial altar.

 

MAY, AN INNOCENT, HAS SACRIFICED HERSELF!

 

All is quiet. Which is weird. A few of you grab a few cocnuts from Krugster's stash and sit by the fire. One of you even brings out a bongo. Still, nothing.

It is night 5. Please turn in your night actions.

[DPR]

The evening passes quietly. It's just the five of you, sitting by the fire. Dozing off to sleep...

You begin to dream.

The moon is full, the sky filled with stars and palm trees sway in the breeze. Everyone in the village is happy, sharing coconuts, laughing, singing, and drumming.

boom-bop-ba-bop-boom-bop-ba-bop-boom-bop-ba-bop-boom-bop-ba-bop...ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bop, bop, bop......

It is a time of happiness for everyone. You hear the chief's daughter laughing, and you smile in your sleep - she so doesn't know she's about to be sacrificed. Heh.

boom-bop-ba-bop-boom-bop-ba-bop-boom-bop-ba-bop-boom-bop-ba-bop...ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bop, bop, bop......

Several figures begin dancing around he fire, and the drums pick up the pace.

Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-Boom, Boom...

You are just laughing long, atching these strange people dance themselves into a frenzy...

BOOM-TOKA-TOK-TOK-BOOM-TOKA-TOK-TOK-BOOM-TOK-TOK-TOK-BOOM-TOKA-TOK-TOK...

The rythmn catches you up, and you leap to your feet! You long to join the dancers, but all of them are wearing giant Tiki God masks, and you don't have one...hold on a sec....Tiki Gods?

 

Mwuahahahahahahahaaaaaa.......

Boom-chaka-rattle-rattle-Boom-chaka-rattle rattle

 

Your eyes fly open, and you are surrounded by Tiki Gods, dancing around your fire, laughing maniacally! They carry Naeann over their heads, pointing to you and motioning you to come forward.

They throw Nae high into the sky, and reach up to catch her as she falls back into their hands. She dissapears, and they laugh, and laugh....

 

NAEANN, AN INNOCENT, HAS COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED

 

Then all goes silent.....And the voice of the Volcano God booms over you...

 

KARA J.....VERBAL32.....WHY HAVE YOU FAILED TO MAKE THE PROPER SACRIFICE?

 

And at that moment, you are just plain out of answers. Verbal gives it a shot..."Well, sir, uh, your worship, uh, your hotness......we did try to ......"

 

SILENCE!...

 

You hear the chief's daughter laughing again, and you decide right then and there that as soon as all of this is over, she is gonna get....

You turn around slowly, and she busts out laughing into a megapone.

 

HA HA HA HA HA!  I got you so good!

All of the Tiki Gods bust out now, and one by one they take off their masks. It's the entire village. What in the.....?

You people are crazy! Volcano Gods and Tiki Gods! Honestly!

 

KA-VOOM!

 

"AHHHHHHH! WHat do you call that, then!?"

"Geo-thermal dynamic forces! Didn't you go to school? Your'e killin' me! Next thing you know, you'll be scared of the giant cocnut eater!"

"Hey, seriously, don't say that..."

"So what happened?"

"Well. as soon as dad said sacrifice, I knew he was off his rocker, so me and the girsl took a couple of days off to shop."

She holds out a foot, showing off a new shoe...nice....

"Then we came up with this plan to scare everybody once and for all. Vemy and Leelou pulled it off nicely, don't you think!

They smile, and toast each other with a coconut.

'Well, I guess so"

Finally the chief drags himself into the firelight. He looks terrible, like he has not slept for days. And he has a large black eye.

"Ohhhh, my daughter...you have disgraced our village. The volcano god will take vengence on us now...

"WHOA! Don't you start that mumbo jumbo with me again! You know what happened last time!"

"But you have broken thousands of years worth of tradition....." He reaches out for her. He never learns...

WHOMP!

 

THE REMAINING MAFIA, VEMY & LEELOU HAVE WON!

 

[Daetirion]

Dangit

 

Vemy i had suspicions on, but not Leelou

 

Good game, and thanks of course go to DPR for an engaging storyline (and loved certain twists!)

[Leelou]

;D you guys played well, we just got lucky the first night.

[Verbal32]

AHHHH!!!!!  Vemy & Leelou, you guys played great!  I had suspicions with Vemy from the beginning, but he expertly got my attention elsewhere.

 

*grumbles*

 

Good Game!!  And GREAT storyline DPR!  I loved it!

[Naeann]

Good job NOT helping out your newbie mafia player. :P lol

[Vemynal]

I like to think of mafia as a magic trick, people like me, dsage and dpr are the hand with the high grade explosive you pay attention too^^

 

leeou and others are the hand holding the gun you don't see^^

 

 

and naeann I helped out *alot* actually, my vote count updates, explaining in the beginning why its bad to vote inactive for only being inactive *but* mafia like to hide by being inactive.

 

and how would have helped if we were to nice nae? in a real game it would be bad^^

[Toy and Minion]

I knew it was Vemynal and, if not Leelou, Luthine.  I just had nothing really to go on beyond my gut, and I tend not to go on my gut.  Lesson learned.

[Leelou]

We tried to help blig, but he got into a bad argument and attracted too much attention to himself, it would have been red flags going up if we both didn't vote for him.

[Verbal32]

Agreed.  Making that sacrifice allowed you both to fly under the radar very effectively.  Well done to you both!

[DPR]

I'll have points and a couple of highlights posted up later tonight.

[Luthine]

I didn't know Mafia could "sacrifice" one of their own if they felt threatened but that was genius! I'm impressed, Leelou never even made a bleep on my radar and Vemy cleverly misguided everyone's attention.

 

But seriously, why didn't you pm Blig to tell him to be quiet? :P Or could you communicate only during night times?

 

And great storyline DPR! It was hilarious.