Newbie Mafia: Drums of the Tiki Gods-Uh-Oh!

[DPR]

 

Sign-ups are open!

 

They knew it was coming, but it was still a shock to see it. Molten lava shooting into the night sky, then landing on the side of the mountian and sliding down like a giant glowing snake of fire. Every 100 years the volcano would erupt, signalling that the time of sacrifice had come. And every 100 years the villagers gathered and cried out for the chief to bring forth his daughter. She would be carried like a queen all of the way up the mountain, and then thrown inside bringing glory and peace to the village for the next 100 years.

"That is like, the absolute worst idea that I have ever heard." The current chief's daughter has never been one for mincing words.

"But darling, every chief must do his duty to protect the village! It has been this way for thousands of years!"

"Thousands of years of stupidity" She holds out her hand and looks away. "Don't even. Go get the witchdoctor's daughter, she didn't even invite me to her birthday party last year."

An angry look comes over the chief's face. He speaks in a booming voice.

"I am the chief, and you are the chiefs daughter! You will not change the tradition our people have held for thou..."

"WHOA! Wait one minute, I'm not going any...."

The chief makes his first mistake of the evening and grabs for her arms.

"WHOA! No you did not!" She raise her hand "Get away from me before I whomp your #@$!"

The chief pauses, then makes his second mistake and does not step back. She whomps his #@$, and everything goes black.

 

Some time later, the chief feels like he is being shaken. They won't let him sleep...."Chief! Wake up! Where is your daughter? We are ready for the sacrifice!"

The chief's eyes pop open and he looks around. In a panic, he makes his third mistake of the evening.

"Uh, yeah. She is so excited! She could not wait for the ceremony, so she, er, she said she'd meet everyone up there! She's probably already halfway there. You should hurry and catch up. I'm just going to find my feathered headdress and I'll be right behind you. Now git! Skedaddle!"

As soon as they leave the room, the chief turns the hut over looking for his daughter but she is gone.

Without his daughter, there won't be a sacrifice. Without a sacrifice, the volcano will become angered. If the volcano becomes angered, the Tiki Gods will come to exact their terrible vengeance on him and his village. That has not happened for centuries. But it looks like it's going to happen tonight.....

 

There will be one finder, one healer, a mafia team, and villagers.

 

We'll play with a time clock to keep things lively. 72 hours for each day, and 24 hours for each night.

 

Newbies get first billing, then experineced players. We'll shoot for 12 but a few more wouldn't hurt!  More details as we see how many players we get.

 

1. Vemy - 5 ( 3 for the win, 2 for the brilliant play.)

2. bcxanth - 1

3. Daeterion - 2 (1 for the loss, 1 for excellent instincts.)

4. Kryos - 1

5. Leelou - 4 ( 3 for the win, 1 for trying to salvage Blig.)

6. Krugster - 1

7. kara J - 1

8. Dark Justice - 2 (1 for the loss, 1 for having the handle "Dark Justice" and being picked to be the finder. LMAO. )

9. Verbal32 - 1

10. May - 1

11. Luthine -1

12. Dsage - 1

13. Naeann - 1

14. Blig Blog - 3

 

Is that a drum I hear?

[Vemynal]

me ^^

[bcxanth]

I wouldn't mind taking an experienced slot as well. :)  Someone has to save the newbies from Vemy. ;)

[DPR]

 

Welcome Vemy!

Welcome bcxanth!

 

*fits both for tiki masks*

[Daetirion]

If i still count as a newbie i'd like to take part please

 

(only one completed Mafia game on DM, 1 more on the BotRH offsite boards)

[DPR]

 

Welcome Dae! Glad you could make this one!

[Kryos]

ME ME ME ME! Please? :) Sorry, I'm addicted to Mafia games.

[Alys Kinch]

good luck, guys.

[DPR]

Welcome Kryos!

 

I'm starting to feel like the price of admission should be bringing a newb along for the ride. We need players! Or the Tiki Gods will be unhappy....

[Alys Kinch]

speaking of which, i have gotten permission from barms to advertise your game with his newbs. if you want me to copy paste your intro, i can and will do it. or you can if you'd prefer.

[DPR]

 

Does he keep them in a corrall or something? Seriously, any advertising is good. And he'd probably rather hear from you right now. Do not say "Goldy" under any circumstances...

[Alys Kinch]

hahaha, he just likes a clean newb board. or that you ask permission.

 

 

errr... are we trying to not upset himt that he died first?

[Alys Kinch]

and  i'm on it. but you need to post the next part to suras. i've been waiting since like that last pm.

[DPR]

Yer so fast - and we either try to not upset him, or push him as far as we can. Same rules as everyone else!

 

It's coming......wait for it.......

[Alys Kinch]

i've gotten you two ads up, atm.

 

and i prefer to push him. it's more fun. :P

[Barmacral]

*Hear's the name Goldy*

*Destroys everything, including the entire world building project*

[Leelou]

sign me up! ;D

[krugster]

I'm in

[DPR]

Welcome Krugster!

[DPR]

 

So far it looks like we have 2 or 3 newbies (I'm not sure how many games everyone has played) and at least 3 experienced players. We'll need to recruit some newbies, so spread out through DM and drag some in here!

[Kara_J]

*is dragged*

 

umm...I'm guess I'm signing up then!  ;)

[Leelou]

I dragged a mafia newbie in.  ;D ^^

[DPR]

 

Well done! And welcome Kara J!

[Daetirion]

awww no i reckon Kara'll know how to play

 

can we go and get nice newb peoples who won't know nuffink?

[DPR]

 

Sure. Like I always say, the more innocent victims the better.