Welcome Kryos

[Talya]

Not sure if I'm allowed to do this...but hey, I got him here

 

 

Welcome to the Band Kryos, here have a guinny or 5 to be going along with

 

*snugglebites* and one of those ;D

[Kryos]

YAY!!!!!!!! I got welcomed.... I suppose I could give a big long boring speech, but I'll take the guinnys instead and call it a day.... But I should warn you, I'm a happy go lucky drunk. Once I get drunk, I get all giddy and hyper, and annoying, and playful.

[Talya]

That sounds like just about everyone else in the band ;)

 

Oh and talking of speeches the MG will be along to give you long one....so best have a few more guinnys...*hands Kryos 5 more guinnys* ;D

[Kryos]

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! So... would it be foolish of me to attempt to walk a tight rope in this state? Granted, I couldn't do it sober, but still.... I'm on top of the world now.

[Mystica]

Well looky there! Kryos! Welcome  ;D

 

Lemme intro me'self... Infantry Blademaster and Redarm (= Band's policeforce) and Hornsounder Editor in Chief.

 

Now don't get scared about the police thingy.... I noticed you're a bit skiddish on things, though we'll have that outta' ya' in no time. It just means that whenever you go against Band Laws, we'll be on you like a pack of rabbit wolves, slapping spotfines on ya' lovely head that will make ya' ears ring with xmas tunes. And guess what..... you'll be back for more! *nods*

 

Now don't ask... I have no clue why, but for some reason most Banders seem to be making a sport out of getting spotfined.... *shrugs* Guess they like it or something.

 

Sit back, have another Guinny or 5 cuz you definately don't look drunk enough yet and hold on to your breeches. For when Corki's Amazing Spiel hits ya', you'll be blown away!

 

Welcome home, soldier :) 

[Kryos]

Whew, for a second there I thought you were going to say I needed to hold on to my breeches cause someone may try to steal them from me...

[Talya]

Don't give me more ideas....lol :D

[Kryos]

This is so unfair... This must be the give Tayla infinite ideas day for me.

[Taymist]

*laughs*

 

Welcome to the Band, Kryos. I already had a heads up that you'd be arriving. Seems our girls set their sights on you right away.  ;) I'm Tay, the Executive Officer and I'm in charge of Recruits. I'll be sending you a PM shortly with lots of info that you'll be needing right about now.

 

Excellent choice in joining the best Org on DM. You're in for a heck of a ride. Especially once the MG arrives with the utterly astounding, mind blowing, clothes stealing, OFFICIAL SPIEL!!!!!  ;D

 

*hands Kyros several brews*

 

Have fun!!

[Kryos]

Okay, now I'm starting to really worry... So... what if I get cold feet and try to make a run for it?

[Corki]

It's too late for that! Plus we would find you somehow...I'd just send Talya and Myst on you...

 

Anyway, holding onto everything? As here comes the Official Spiel!

 

*official spiel*

 

Welcome Kryos! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read! Also check your PMs too! ;)

 

Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! The Executive Officer, Taymist will assign you to one of the three Regiments (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each Regiment is like. After a week with each Regiment, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a Regiment.

 

While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:

 

- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newspaper, The Hornsounder

- posting in the monthly roll call in the Band's private boards here at DM

- any DM project we may have, which includes our Quote Project (speak to Amavia and Angyl)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!

 

If you complete your time as a Raw Recruit within 3 to 4 weeks, you will get a special award (called the Raw Recruit Stripe) which you can add to your siggy as well!

 

While being a Raw Recruit, you get 3 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 3 times without being punished by the Redarms, the Band's very own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 3 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band Law like any other Bander does!

 

Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently!Keep an eye out for one! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!

 

We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, or the Lottery set up in our Dicing with Jak O' the Shadows board, which you will see once you have signed up for the private boards here at DM. There are also several games on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your Regiment, and can fight anyone in the Band! We'll give you a practise fight so you can get your bearing until you are ready to challenge a Bander. Also look out for our festivals of various games using the dice roller and ORG Game. There are many staff members for the Game who will be willing to help you out.

 

Once you have signed up for the private boards, you will also be able to participate in our lottery game, which takes place in the Dicing With Jak O' the Shadows board. It is a lot of fun, and your winnings can buy you various goodies!

 

If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!

 

One last thing...

 

*hand Kryos a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!! 8)

[Taymist]

Uh oh *points*

 

Not just socks up the flagpole this time...  :-\ someone want to get Kryos down from up there?  ;D

[Kryos]

Well to the dismay of some I am sure, I still have all my clothes well attached... That wasn't too bad.

[Talya]

you do?....oh thats a shame ;)

 

 

[Kryos]

you do?....oh thats a shame ;)

 

 

 

Are you saying you wanted my clothes to come off? Quick, where did I put the stapler.... I know it is around here somewhere.

[Talya]

Well to the dismay of some I am sure, I still have all my clothes well attached... That wasn't too bad.

 

Just showing my dismay..... ;D

[Kryos]

Oh okay, just showing your dismay. Got it. For some reason, I don't buy it.

[Talya]

:o (innocent angel smilie)

[Taymist]

and I really don't buy that  ;)

[Kryos]

and I really don't buy that  ;)

 

See? I'm not the only one Talya. :p

[DeathDealer]

I'll buy it.  How much are you selling it for?  I have $2.15.  Will that cover it?

 

Hellow, Kryos, I Footy, reguardless of what this name says.  Deathdealer is somebody completely different, not that different is bad, because bad can be good, so maybe different is bad if you are actually using bad in the good context, even though, there is no real sense of good and bad in the world, that's like saying everything is black and white.  I like black and white movies, although, they are mostly shades of grey, bringing me back to the fact that nothing is every black and white, but just shades of pink!!!

 

ROCK ON!!  Welcome to the besteresterestingesteder...est Org in DM:  THE BAND!!!

[Kryos]

Now that was a mouthful... And thank you for the welcome.

[Talya]

Done deal Footy...

 

:o Tay how could you say that...ok don't answer that ;)

 

I try...and the halo fits over the horns most of the time ;D

[Kryos]

Done deal Footy...

 

:o Tay how could you say that...ok don't answer that ;)

 

I try...and the halo fits over the horns most of the time ;D

 

I knew it, there are horns... You thought you could fool me. Mwahahahaha... But oh well... I like horns.. they can be sexy...

[Talya]

;) Glad you think so