My own special thread... Everyone let's hop on the short yellow Bus today.

[Kryos]

Kara, in my book, persuasive equals violence... Yeah.. and nice stumbling along there getting to the point... was worried for a moment you'd just kidnap me and never let me go. That was a travesty well averted though. Whew.

 

Tayla, thanks for the snugglebites... is it something I should worry about? Don't wanna have to deal with any shots or anything... but if not, then WOOHOO!

[Mystica]

*strides in, barrels right over just about everyone and stands to face the new guy*

 

Hi there, I'm Myst. Red Head Nutt and Blademaster of the Infantry of the Band of the Red Hand. I'm a firm believer that Mat should teach just about any and all guys in WOT-land how to deal with AS and any other woman for that matter.

 

Now, I do believe you belong in the Band and in the Infantry and here's why I think that...

 

 

.......I'm in the US Army currently stationed in Germany where I do lots of boring stuff. Really, trust me, it is so boring, if I told you, you'd probably die of absolute boredom. It's not even a joke man, I swear. But enough of that.

 

.........lalalalalalayadayadaya........

 

On a final note, I'll just say one thing... Matrim Cauthon is the coolest of all the characters. WOOT!

 

We got several army boys in the Band and they're almsost all Infantry, of course *grins*

As for Mat.... that kinda' speaks for itself or our Org wouldn't exist. lol

We're all nutters, and if one joins that's not it doesn't last long till they are totally converted. *nods*

 

I rest my case, but not my actions. *hands the Neighbouring American a brew or 20 and shows him to the Band's boards, thatta' way!*

 

oh, btw, im in Belgium hence the 'neighbouring' reference.

 

 

Welcome to DM :)

[Kara_J]

hehe well if you'd like me to kidnap you then I can always oblige! ;)

 

Snugglebites aren't anything to worry about...they are addictive, but in a good way ;)

 

 

So how are you finding DM so far?

 

 

 

[Talya]

Oh Snugglebites won't hurt you at all...in fact the opposite ;)

 

And they come specially from the Red Ajah, Ah I see you've now met our Head of Ajah Myst, and the Infantry.

 

*nods*...you should join the band...a natural I think ;)

 

 

In fact Kara and I are neighbouring you as well though slightly further, we're in England, so you have benn given a warm European welcome this evening, oh and Loki (redffern is too)

 

*snugglebites again* ;D

[Mystica]

I better get me some before my Sister there gets all of it...

 

*grabs the newbie and sinks teeth in on both sides of the neck leaving a lasting mark*

 

There, all marked and branded :)

 

 

lol Kyros, 3 Infantry ladies are circling you and of those 2 Red Sisters and 1 Green. ;)

 

wonder what the odds would be if there were betting involved here... *ponders*

[Kara_J]

Well as a official Bookie..I can offer odds of 5/4 that he succumbs to us..and 200/1 that he manages to resist ;)

 

hehehehe

[Kryos]

Can I roll my dice to determine which way I'll bet? Yeah, I think that'd be a nice option..... And ummm... *points behind everyone* LOOK IT'S PADAN FAIN! *runs as every turns around*

[Kryos]

Okay, I think maybe enough time has passed and it is safe to return.... Maybe I should just auction myself off to the highest bidder.... know what, I'll do that... starting at 1 Dollar... no reserve... Highest bidder gets to have me do whatever they wish... so I'll pretty much be their slave... yeah, that's it....

[Talya]

So when does the auction end.....5 mins...okay I bid $1, thays 50p to me, cheap...hehehe

[Kryos]

It ends when I decide it ends. Mwahahahahaha.

[Kryos]

So when does the auction end.....5 mins...okay I bid $1, thays 50p to me, cheap...hehehe

 

And trust me Tayla, I wouldn't allow myself to be auctioned off for that little amount of money. :p Though I'm sure the right person could coax me, but that won't happen on my second day on the forums. Mwahahahaha. *rubs hands together evilly*

[Talya]

*looks in purse*

 

I can up it by 20 cents will that do ;D

[Kryos]

That's a very tempting offer, really it is... but shouldn't we allow others to get a chance to put in a bid as well? Fair is fair afterall.

[Talya]

*shrugs*...oh ok ;)

[Kryos]

Sorry I have to disappoint you, but I do want to try and be fair to everyone... You don't need a slave that badly do you?

[Talya]

No not really...but they can come in handy ;D

[Kryos]

No not really...but they can come in handy ;D

 

Oh? And exactly how is that pray tell.

[Talya]

Now I wouldn't want you to eager to be a slave...or maybe I would? ;)

[Kryos]

Now I wouldn't want you to eager to be a slave...or maybe I would? ;)

 

Hey now... straight answers only... maybes give me the creeps... :( *shivers*

[Elgee]

*pokes head around the corner to check that Mystica is gone, then saunters in*

 

Well well well ... what do we have here ?  ;D

 

*circles Kryos slowly, tracing a fingernail all the way around his throat* ... I see my sisters and my Head have welcomed you already ... *winks at Talya and Kara*

 

*moves in closer to Kryos and purrrrrrs* ... so you like Mat Cauthon too ?

 

*breaths into his ear* so do I !  ;)

[Kryos]

I'm starting to think that maybe auctioning myself off wasn't such a great idea..... I just hope I can concoct a backup plane to save me from all of this in the long run.

[Talya]

*pouts* and all we wanted to do was give you a warm welcome, we don't bite you know...

 

:-\ actually we do.... ;D but not too hard...mostly ;)

[Kryos]

Hey now, I can point to an instance in this thread alone where my neck got chomped on. :p

[Talya]

ahh but snugglebites from the reds (and a few others), is something to be cherished and they can be addictive ;)

[Kryos]

Lots of things can be addictive... not that I'm complaining about any of it, I do enjoy the attention, that's for sure.