Shameless trash talking for the House competition

[Toy and Minion]

*looks around*

 

Yep, just me it seems!  But I'll still crush you all like ants, using a magnifying glass to torture your feelers.  Slowly I'll tear off your legs, then I'll pour gasoline all over your worthless body, setting it on fire!!!!

[Thorum]

*helps crushing the poor ravens, gryffies and huffies*

 

Come on, you are all just chanceless. Toy, Danya, Vemy, Lady Blake and me against all the rest? Only Blake I don't know yet, but if she's like the rest of us, we can't loose.

 

Just stand by the facts.

[Toy and Minion]

Why will Slytherin win?  Because, we're not afraid to obliterate our opponents, sending their ashes into the molten fires of the sun!  The rest of you are all goodie-goodies!  The only honor in life comes from throwing down the competition and stepping on their hands on your way up!

[Jaydena]

*puts on her steel toes boots for some stomping*  :-*

[Thorum]

Why do you stomp your fellow hufflepuffs?

[Jaydena]

Well since Min is a Hufflepuff and she is the one talking about entrail stomping, that would I was stomping your entrails and not my fellow Hufflepuffs.

[Cleopatra Narisse]

Slytherin is so low on our radar that we have no reason to identify you. *looks past the Slymerin*

 

Minute is going to be our best defense... send her out first.

 

We are so loyal to the core and we are a hot burning flame of destruction. Just you wait... you should all quake knowing of us. You should bask in our presence.

 

2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a who is the mighty and tuff? Hufflepuff!!!! wooohooooooooo!

 

:P

[U4ea]

*smirks* Mum, babe, you can hide behind Min all you want. Just remember she's one of MY kids. ;) Can't fight the power of the Lair. *grins*

 

GO GRYFFINDOR!

[Cleopatra Narisse]

I suspect she will find her loyalties toot suite. I am sure I didn't say that right... :p Bein's that I am not all french n' stuff.

 

Hufflepuff is da' stuff!!!

[Loreina]

*runs off to find an old pair of combat boots*

Yes! Been years since I was at a good entrail stompin'! Hoo - rah!

*cheers* Gonna Huff gonna Puff gonna Hufflepuff your house down! :D

 

[Toy and Minion]

Slytherin is so low on our radar that we have no reason to identify you. *looks past the Slymerin*

 

And that's why we're going to crawl up your legs and bite you with our fangs, letting our venom seep in, slowly eating away your digestive system!

 

*pulls out his rusty spoon*  Oh, the things I could use this for torturing my opponents!  Mwahaha!

[Cleopatra Narisse]

So then, you are HufflePuff Loreina??

 

Well, Mister Slytherine... I have a bigger spoon :p

[Toy and Minion]

It's not the size of the spoon, but the rust of the spoon and the skill of the weilder!

 

*oh, and spoons are weilded differently than swords, so any skill with a blade does you no good :P*

[Jaydena]

Loreina you are awesome, we should so put that in our siggys!! *goes to add to sig block*

[Toy and Minion]

that's pretty pathetic

[Cleopatra Narisse]

Yet again a part of your fiendish jealous nature...

 

My spoon is totally rust. and I sharped all the edges  8)

[Jaydena]

Well our siggys are better than your siggys, so there!!  ;)

[Thorum]

Too much huffy fluff for my liking.

[Illiara]

*coughs*

Hufflyfluff?

Hmm...

 

You Hufflepuffs spend WAY too much time trash-talking.  We Ravens are gonna win!!!

And no, I won't fall for the brownie trap.

 

[Jhaenara]

*yawns*

[Safir]

I agree...slytherin will win!

 

I tried to be Slytherin, but I had to be honest! :P

[Toy and Minion]

Cleo...*sighs*  the point of using a spoon as torture is that it ISN'T sharp!  *shakes head*

 

Safir, Case closed.

[Segurant]

Go Hufflepuff!!!!

 

Now, to set the record straight, Hufflepuff's are loyal, hard working, patient, determined and going to kick your sorry excuse for a rear all over the field and dance on your entrails.

 

 

based on what you said, why is Kathana a Hufflepuff again?

 

 

 

 

 

[Daruya]

And Gryffindors are brave, daring, not afraid to break a few rules if it accomplishes the required task, loyal, motivated and greatly determined to win.

 

And we have Lor.  There’s NO WAY we can lose!

 

[Loreina]

Seg, 'Cause she likes to stomp entrails of course!  ::)

:o

Cleo, of course I'm a Hufflypuff! After reading Min's description, can you doubt it?  ;D

Dar, Notice our colours are black and yellow? Like Bumblebees?

*quotes*

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!  :D

 

(and I wrote the quiz and the quotes mmmwwhaahahahaha)