Shameless trash talking for the House competition

[Toy and Minion]

Well, I'm liking where this thread is going so far.  8)

[Niamh Sedai]

Seriously, Danya's boobs are pretty special. They have a life of their own!

[Toy and Minion]

*snickers*

 

All bow down to the power of Danya's bosom, that she may kill you with mercy!

[MsDanya]

next topic please  :P ;D

[Niamh Sedai]

The Head of Hufflepuff also has a remarkable bosom!

[Segurant]

Here is the main reason Hufflepuff will not win, they are too busy chanting:

 

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

 

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

 

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

 

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

 

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger,

 

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

 

[Thorum]

You're not very good at changing topic, are you?

[Jhaenara]

lol, I haven't heard the Badger thing in quite awhile...

 

[Niamh Sedai]

I the "Potter, Potter, Potter" one is more apt in this situation ;)

[JenniferL]

Here is the main reason Hufflepuff will not win, they are too busy chanting:

 

 

 

The Ravenclaws are too busy eating corndogs and butter to play any of the games.

[Segurant]

you're just jealous that the Ravenclaws are eating tasty snacks while you have to bob up and down looking for mushrooms.

[JenniferL]

At least Hufflepuffs don't eat half a watermelon by themselves, then complain about sore tummies.

[Segurant]

you're just jealous that I ate all that watermelon

 

[JenniferL]

No, not really. I'm sort of sick of watermelon.

[Toy and Minion]

I'm sick of you goodie's trying to be like us Slytherins.  It's pathetic, sad, and down right hillarious.

 

Time to face facts.  You can't win.

 

*dips them all in marmalade and flushes them down the toilet*

[Vemynal]

For Slytherin!

 

 

[Daruya]

Here’s a verse I wrote for Hufflepuff . . . As you read this, keep in mind that my kids call a “fart” a “fluff” . . .

 

Hufflepuffs fluff,

They pass such gas,

They’ll knock you over on your @$$.

At Hufflepuff you better not scoff,

Our farts will burn your eyebrows off!

 

 

With Love from Lor!

 

[Loreina]

:o

*gasps in horror at D's waste of perfectly good marmalade*

 

[Toy and Minion]

Mwahahahaha!  Now you see what you're up against!  Pure Evil, babe! 

[Niamh Sedai]

*is offically in love with Lor*

[Thorum]

I already was surprised Hufflepuff kept up so good with us...

[JenniferL]

You shouldn't be. We badgers are pretty hard core.

 

[Thorum]

are those rabits?

[JenniferL]

Badgers, my dear boy. Badgers.

[MsDanya]

if you wanna know why the slytherin rocks, jsut look at my avatar *nods*