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[Guest Emperor]

Justen's word is mighty, so say we all.

 

Can we offer Quibby up as virgin sacrifice to the CoL board yet?

[Guest Segurant]

Quibby has been accused of crashing the server. Empy do what you must.

[MsDanya]

I say we lynch him now and ask questions later *nods*

[WhiteWolf]

A burning would be better, that way we do not all get cold while we stand around enjoying his demise....sorry, of course we would not be so gratuitous as to garner enjoyment from such an event*nods*

[MsDanya]

I would enjoy it greatly!

 

Fiddlesticks lost almost 3000 posts! someone must pay! :P

[Guest Emperor]

Empy listened to the mob scream out possible death sentences for Quibby from the back of the crowd. Empy takes another tomato and throws it at the accused. The mob responds and throws their assortment of salad items at Quibby. Seggie begins to break out in a cold sweat and looks around for help. Empy realizes too late that their eyes have locked and hope revitalizes Seggie's spirit.

 

"Empy will decide the sentence!" Seggie says in a loud and important-like voice.

 

"Wussy" Empy whispers under his breath. Emperor, decked out in white acolate robes of the newly created Children of the Light cult, saunters to the stage.

 

"Good people of DMah. This man before you is possessed with eeeeval. Can I get a Amen! He walketh the wicked path and communed with demons. Dear Justen save us!!" Empy wipes the sweat from his brow. "The demons must be purged from his body to appease the CoL boardah, may it live forever." Empy pauses to say a little prayer to the board. "We all know that demons can only be purged one way. Brother Owen knows the wayah. The demons must be purged with fireah." Empy pauses for affect. "Let's roast him!!!"

 

Empy knows his work here is done as the mob rushes Quibby and strings him to the pyre. As he burns, Empy secretly hopes that they had actually found the culprit that plummeted the boards into darkness.

[Alys Kinch]

*thinks empy was waywayway over the top*

[Guest Emperor]

Eh, oh well. Seggie can rewrite it then :P

[JenniferL]

Oh, I don't hope we found the culprit. I want to kill someone else off. Who looks weak and vulnerable?

[Guest Emperor]

Muirenn is newish and therefore probably sat on something that broke DM. I blame... err... her?

[JenniferL]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's a girl. She smells like one anyways.

[Guest Emperor]

like flowers... mmmmmm....

[Alys Kinch]

weak and vulnerable?? who would hire a person like that??

[JenniferL]

I'm thinking someone like...OWEN!!!

[Guest Emperor]

Owen is the eldest around.... so he is the most likely to die anyway. Sounds good to me.

[loki redfern]

wow its pretty harsh at the top there :D

[Corki]

Who has the most meat on them so that we who are left can survive??

 

*looks around*

 

It's Owen!

[JenniferL]

Wait. I didn't know we were resorting to canabalism. Do we have enough barbeque sauce?

[BenTGaidin]

Hmm... Does CoLism allow us to have long pig?

 

I don't know, but I'll vote for Owen anyway. *grins*

[Guest Karana Majin]

Long pig?! Ugh! I hate that term, it nauseates me!

 

I totally think it was Owen! Because he's English!

 

 

 

 

 

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Ha! See, I totally know he is Welsh, but I just wanted to say that.

[JenniferL]

I think this is great. We're five pages in and we're already eating our dead. I call dibs on wearing his skin as a crude loin cloth!

[MsDanya]

I vote Owen cause everyone else did!

[loki redfern]

but what if he's a bard!! celtic bard's curses are fatal

[Alys Kinch]

hehehe... only to the person who started the band wagon. owen it is.

 

*looks around for that mod person*

[loki redfern]

mirror?